Topics: Comedy
**Adam Carolla** (0:00)
Five-hour energy. Ignite your taste buds with a freezer pop classic. Re-imagine as a delicious firework freeze. Five-hour energy shot.
Oh, it's a great summer flavor that reminds you of your childhood. Juicy cherry, citrusy lime, and candy like blue raspberry all combine in every sip.
So, you can get the flavor you crave, but with none of the sugar. It's the perfect burst of caffeine to keep you up with the kids during your wiffle ball games. That's the best summer game. And they're pocket-sized, so you can take them with you everywhere. It's five-hour energy, right, Dawson?
**SPEAKER_2** (0:47)
Ignite your taste buds with a firework freeze-flavored five-hour energy shot and now available online at fivehourenergy.com or Amazon.
**Adam Carolla** (0:59)
Best thing that's ever happened to you financially. Go.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:02)
Easy.
**Bryan Bishop** (1:03)
Sold my car on Carvana.
**Bryan Bishop** (1:04)
Amazing offer. Really?
**Adam Carolla** (1:06)
I hit 200 on a scratcher.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:07)
Did the scratcher come to your house and hand you a check?
**Bryan Bishop** (1:10)
No. How many scratchers did you hit to get that?
**Bryan Bishop** (1:12)
I hit a button on carvana.com once.
**SPEAKER_7** (1:15)
Okay, that's fair.
**Bryan Bishop** (1:17)
It's like the lottery, except you always win.
**Adam Carolla** (1:20)
Not like the lottery at all, actually.
**Bryan Bishop** (1:22)
Exactly.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:23)
Inexplicably good.
**Bryan Bishop** (1:25)
Offers worth bragging about.
**Bryan Bishop** (1:26)
Sell your car today on Carvana.
**Bryan Bishop** (1:28)
Pick up, fees may apply.
**Giovanni** (1:45)
Welcome to Carolla Classics. I'm your host, Superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights and fans of the clips from all 17 years of the Adam Carolla Show. If you'd like to gain access to the entire archive of the Adam Carolla Show, as well as the Adam and Dr. Drew Show and the newer podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Carolla's sub stack, adamcarolla.substack.com. Sign up, subscribe, listen ad free. All right, let's get to the clips. Come up first today, we have Adam Carolla Show 1181, Art Alexakis from Everclear, along with Noel Biderman, Alison Rosen, and Bryan Bishop from 2013
**SPEAKER_2** (2:17)
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**Bryan Bishop** (2:30)
Fantastic.
**SPEAKER_2** (2:31)
The Matrix trilogy.
**Alison Rosen** (2:32)
Welcome to the real world. Mean Girls. Sign up.
**SPEAKER_2** (2:36)
Titanic.
**Art Alexakis** (2:36)
I'm the key in the world.
**SPEAKER_2** (2:38)
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**SPEAKER_13** (2:43)
That is so fetch.
**SPEAKER_2** (2:44)
On Pluto TV. Stream now. Pay never.
**Adam Carolla** (2:47)
Yeah, man. O'Reilly. Love these guys. Gonna get into it with O'Reilly, cause I got a car race coming up in about six or seven weeks since time for prep.
You wanna keep your car on the road, you do it with O'Reilly. There's not many issues I can't figure out, but if I can't, I always go to O'Reilly. They've got thousands of parts in stock, either in store or online, so you never worry if you're in a jam. They'll also test your battery for free and if it needs to be replaced, they'll help you find the right one. Whether you're a car aficionado or an auto novice, you'll see the employees at O'Reilly Auto Parts are helpful and friendly. O'Reilly is your one stop shop for all things. Auto do it yourself, it's O'Reilly, right Dawson?
**SPEAKER_2** (3:35)
Stop by O'Reilly Auto Parts today or visit us at oreillyauto.com/adam. That's oreillyauto.com/adam.
**Adam Carolla** (3:44)
Good day, Alison Rosen.
**Alison Rosen** (3:45)
Hello, Adam Carolla.
**Adam Carolla** (3:46)
And the bald Bryan. Oh, crap.
**Bryan Bishop** (3:49)
I have a great one lined up, but I missed it.
**Adam Carolla** (3:51)
All right. It'll be back.
I'll tell all you people that our guest today, Noel Biderman, he's a guy who started Ashley Madison and Cougar Life and a bunch of others. There's some gay ones in there. Oh, yeah.
**Bryan Bishop** (4:04)
I'm ready to be said hello to now.
**Adam Carolla** (4:06)
Ah, hello, Balbine.
**Bryan Bishop** (4:10)
Several people that aired yesterday have requested that one. Nate Dogg was the first to get in on Twitter with the hashtag top drop.
**Alison Rosen** (4:16)
You sound like a lady saying, okay, I have my face on. I'm ready to be said hello to now.
**Adam Carolla** (4:23)
Art Alexakis from Everclear and Beyond is in here as well today. Good to see Art. So much to talk about. First off, the stye that I had in my eye, I basically just blew up on late Sunday night and it's basically-
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