Keltie Is Annoying (One Star)

Keltie Knight (0:00)

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SPEAKER_2 (1:03)

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SPEAKER_3 (1:31)

It's time for a quickie. Podcast One presents the LadyGang, the Hollywood girl posse with LadyGang Quickie. Here's Keltie Knight, Becca Tobin and Jac Vanek.

SPEAKER_4 (1:43)

Let's make this quick.

Becca Tobin (1:48)

I'm Becca here with Jac and Keltie. Hello.

Hi.

Keltie Knight (1:53)

When do you think? Well, first of all, I want to say something to, you know, I did the thing that you're not supposed to do, which I read the comments. And I want to say very sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry to, where is my person who said something to me about me?

Whatever your name is, who said Keltie, the review was just, Keltie, one star, is annoying. That was the whole review.

Jac Vanek (2:28)

Wait, on our podcast?

Keltie Knight (2:29)

On the app, on the podcast store.

SPEAKER_7 (2:31)

Oh, no. Yeah.

Keltie Knight (2:32)

I mean, there's lots of bad reviews, so I'm not like, you know, I'm not dying on that.

Jac Vanek (2:37)

No.

Becca Tobin (2:37)

You know how I don't read my DMs from people that I don't follow?

Jac Vanek (2:41)

Yeah.

Becca Tobin (2:41)

And they used to live in this little land that I just didn't open. Somehow Instagram shows me now, like, they've mixed in those people into my regular DMs with friends.

SPEAKER_7 (2:52)

Really?

Becca Tobin (2:53)

Yes.

Jac Vanek (2:54)

And yours does that too, Keltie?

Keltie Knight (2:57)

No, I don't know.

SPEAKER_7 (2:58)

Okay.

Becca Tobin (2:58)

So I have gotten now two, one former LadyGanger because she let me know she's departed. And then another one who does still listen, I believe, but gave me this nitpicky note about something that I said that could be taken offensively or was insensitive.

And I just have to say, if it's not racist, homophobic, hateful, don't come to my house and tell me how to talk. Don't listen to the podcast if you want to give me little notes about how I need to be more sensitive about X, Y, and Z. I'm not a sensitive person. I don't cater to sensitive people. Welcome to the LadyGang. It's been 10 years. My name is Becca Tobin. I don't give a f- if you're offended.

Jac Vanek (3:50)

I was going to say, it's not like you've really changed your stride here. And you've been the same person since the beginning.

Becca Tobin (3:57)

Exactly. So it's like, don't come to my dinner party at my house that I'm hosting with my friends as the guest, and nitpick the way in which I talk about whatever the thing is. And people are just hypersensitive. But I just think like, I've listened to a million things where something is said that has rubbed me the wrong way, or something is said that I don't share the same opinion. Whatever the thing is, I don't go out of my way to then contact the person who said it because it's a f- podcast. It's a parasocial relationship. It ain't my friend, it ain't my sister. Like, let's all move on.

Jac Vanek (4:31)

Well, and then you forget about it right away because you're busy and you have other shit to do. It's not something that lingers in your mind for days on end and angers you so much that you're going to go DM a celebrity.