Kellie's Thirsty
kPod - The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show
October 8, 2026
Kellie is feeling thirty this morning, and Audrey's dog is out of diapers.
Speakers Big Al Mack, J-Si Chavez, Kellie Rasberry, Audrey Allen, Ana Szabo, Part-Time Justin, Trey
TopicsComedy
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Big Al Mack (1:02)
Very important disclaimer that I know nothing.
J-Si Chavez (1:05)
If you just milk the raspberry, the rant will come out.
Kellie Rasberry (1:07)
I slept for the last possible second is what my outfit says today.
Audrey Allen (1:10)
Every morning, every morning, every morning.
Big Al Mack (1:13)
My favorite jeans are ones that fit on my big, huge butt.
J-Si Chavez (1:16)
I have really aggressive eyebrows. They've been called aggressive, I don't know what that means.
Kellie Rasberry (1:20)
What you just did, do that again. A little to the left, baby.
SPEAKER_1 (1:24)
The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show.
Audrey Allen (1:26)
The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show starts now.
Big Al Mack (1:29)
Good Thursday morning. Today is Thursday, October 8th, 2026, and we are The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show. Thank you so much, Kidd Nation, for listening. Glad you have us on this morning. Here's Kellie Rasberry.
Kellie Rasberry (1:39)
I forgot my jumbo tumbler of water. Oh no. I'm so thirsty.
You know how the mental thing is, like I've got to have water, water, water, now that I can't have it?
J-Si Chavez (1:49)
Yeah. Yeah.
Kellie Rasberry (1:50)
I'm going to have to go buy an expensive bottle from Kellie.
Big Al Mack (1:53)
I'm sorry, Kellie, but you know what? We're still here.
J-Si Chavez (1:56)
Water is very essential.
Kellie Rasberry (1:56)
We're still here, but I'm parched now.
J-Si Chavez (1:58)
It's incredible how much we need water. I know.
Big Al Mack (2:00)
We need a lot of it. And there's some countries don't even have it. Right.
Kellie Rasberry (2:04)
How did we get by with... Who started this Tumblr trend? We have to go back.
Big Al Mack (2:08)
Stanley.
Kellie Rasberry (2:09)
Was it Stanley or Yeti?
J-Si Chavez (2:11)
Dude. Probably Yeti got it going. And then Stanley's like, hold up.
Big Al Mack (2:13)
Or maybe Coleman.
J-Si Chavez (2:15)
Let me get this going. And then the Ouala was like, hold up.
Big Al Mack (2:18)
Yeah.
J-Si Chavez (2:18)
I also want to do this.
Big Al Mack (2:19)
Hold my beer. Yeah.
J-Si Chavez (2:20)
I want to do that as well.
Big Al Mack (2:21)
Here's J-Si Chavez.
J-Si Chavez (2:22)
My wife and I went for a walk yesterday.
Big Al Mack (2:24)
Okay.
J-Si Chavez (2:25)
And she asked me a question that I felt like, what? Why are you asking that question? She says, I want to go look at this house because they're doing a renovation.
And I want to see what it looks like outside.
Big Al Mack (2:36)
Yeah.
J-Si Chavez (2:36)
And she says, it's like, if you were athletic type question, if you're athletic, what sport would you play? She goes, do you think you could make it up the hill?
And I started looking around like, where are the cameras?
Big Al Mack (2:50)
Yeah. Why wouldn't I do?
J-Si Chavez (2:52)
Is it a steep hill? Yeah.
Big Al Mack (2:54)
Yeah.
J-Si Chavez (2:54)
But I'm an athlete.
Big Al Mack (2:55)
Yeah, you are.
Kellie Rasberry (2:56)
And I've been struggling lately with a knee or something.
J-Si Chavez (2:59)
I'm not struggling with no knee.
SPEAKER_1 (3:00)
You're athletic.
J-Si Chavez (3:02)
I'm doing legs today.
Ana Szabo (3:03)
But your throat's been bothering you.
J-Si Chavez (3:05)
I lost my voice a little bit, but I wasn't sick or anything. But I took that as a do you think you could make it?
Big Al Mack (3:11)
Do you think you could make it?
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