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Katt Williams: A Joke About Women's Lashes

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July 6, 2026

Katt Williams jokes about women lashes in his Netflix special, "The Last Report".

Speakers Katt Williams

TopicsStand-UpComedyTV & Film

Katt Williams (0:06)

Women have been doing a great job all across the globe. Not some women, all women. They handle certain shit. There's no such thing as a woman saying, I don't have no eyelashes.

I don't give a fuck if she's starving to death, she got lashes. They might not even be the right species. She got a mountain alpaca and a desert llama together. They don't even go together in nature.

Women did that shit. No group chats, no e-mails, just one woman helping another woman. Watch Cat Williams The Last Report only on Netflix.

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