Katt Williams: A Joke About Farm Life

**Katt Williams** (0:03)
Life is too hard for us to be divided. I found out from traveling all across this great nation, a lot of people do some great motherfucking work, they don't get no credit. This whole country is built on the backs of farmers. Farmers is our motherfucking lifeblood, the people that got a farm, that's who run the fucking country, feeding everybody. That's a hard job. That shit is not easy. I don't give a fuck how much money you got. You ain't ready for that motherfucking farm life. And when I say you, I mean me.
I did not know that shit was gangster like that. It's hard as fuck. I hurried up, bought 100-acre farm, got off the grid, then found out what the fuck the grid was. What the fuck did I get off the grid for, bitch? I need the grid. I found out I'm not cut out for this motherfucking farm life. I bought all the animals that was delicious. A hundred chickens, a hundred turkeys, a hundred ducks, a hundred rabbits, a hundred cows, a hundred sheep, a hundred pigs. Everything that made a crackling, I bought it. I done had this farm for four years. We ain't killed a motherfucking animal yet. I don't know how you do this shit. I'm supposed to eat these? These are my friends, bitch.
I have a name now. I talk to them. You want me to eat Tesla Kaya, bitch?
Been had this farm for four years. We still door dashing Popeyes and shit. The chicken's cutting off the door dasher.
Might as well call it Pussy Ass Farms. I don't care how delicious they are, they are as cute as they are delicious. If you can kill a baby goat, your ass is a monster. That mother don't do nothing but be happy to be alive all day long, Jelly.
I'm crying with mint jelly in my hands. Watch Katt Williams' The Last Report only on Netflix.