Topics: Comedy
**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**Theo Von** (0:30)
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Today's guest is a streamer. He's a content creator and a music producer at a Long Island, New York. He just participated in Kai Cenat's Streamer University, had a great time getting to know him. It's shock o'clock. Today's guest is Jshock.
Shock looking sharp, boy.
**Jerome** (1:33)
Shock o'clock.
**Theo Von** (1:34)
Shock o'clock, bro. Bro, dude.
Yes, bro. Thank you. Thank you, dude.
**Jerome** (1:44)
Thank you for having me.
**Theo Von** (1:45)
You bet, man. Show me how to do the look away handshakes.
**Jerome** (1:48)
The no look handshake. That was created completely by accident. But you come in and you go for the look.
**Theo Von** (1:55)
Okay.
**Jerome** (1:55)
And just look at the watch if you have one. Or you can look at your phone.
**Theo Von** (1:59)
Okay.
**Jerome** (1:59)
And just do it.
**Theo Von** (2:00)
So here, if I got my phone, I'm doing it like.
**Jerome** (2:03)
Yeah, like nice, what's your name? And then.
**Theo Von** (2:05)
Yeah, Theo.
**Jerome** (2:06)
Don't look at me. Okay. Sorry.
**Theo Von** (2:08)
dude. It's in the directions. And I messed it up. Okay. All right.
**Jerome** (2:11)
Hold the phone with that hand.
**Theo Von** (2:13)
With this hand?
**SPEAKER_1** (2:14)
Yeah.
**Theo Von** (2:14)
Okay. Yeah. What's your name?
**SPEAKER_1** (2:17)
Awesome.
**Theo Von** (2:18)
Good to meet you, man. That's great.
**Jerome** (2:20)
Yes.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:20)
Yeah.
**Jerome** (2:21)
How you doing? You want to know how that happened?
**SPEAKER_1** (2:23)
Yeah.
**Jerome** (2:23)
So I went into a deli with my friend to get a chopped cheese.
**Theo Von** (2:27)
Which is typical for an Italian, right?
**Jerome** (2:29)
Exactly.
**Theo Von** (2:30)
That's just a national pastime.
**Jerome** (2:31)
Yes.
On the island where I'm from, they don't really have chopped cheeses, but this deli had one. It was in Carl Place or something. We go in and there's this old guy named Frank, 75, 80 years old, and we get in there and he's going crazy. He's like, do you know who this is? Do you know who's in your deli right now? Random customer. He's like, I'm your biggest fan. It was the oldest fan I ever met. Frank?
He orders us food, me and my cameraman, food. We get out and we got to do a video now. So we get in and in the video, you see me walking up to the guy, Antonio, and he hands me his phone. He's like, what's your handle?
And I type it in his phone and I'm like, what's your name? And he said, Antonio. I'm like, okay, nice to meet you. But I didn't even click. There it is. Look, it's right here.
**Theo Von** (3:19)
Oh, bro. So this got clipped and of course, months after, who blindly goes, who just gives their hand to a man? They don't even know it near a bunch of boars head meat.
That's correct. Who just randomly off because God, God only gives you two hands Jshock. And you're just like, here, I'm just going to offer one. What if that guy would have just fricked, he could have just, dude, that guy could have put it right in his mouth.
**Jerome** (3:44)
He could have smacked my head. Look, I have no hair on my head. He could have smacked it off.
**Theo Von** (3:47)
He could have put it right in his mouth, Jshock. It's like, don't feed the bears. We don't know what this guy's been up to.
**Jerome** (3:52)
So now, a couple weeks later, there's this TikTok.
Okay, so if you click the comments, it should come up blue, like no look handshake. So if something is trending, it'll be like a blue comment. And it kept popping up on all my videos, and I didn't know what it was. So one day I went to Florida, and my uncle was like, next time look a guy in the face when you give him a handshake. And I was like, what do you mean? He's like, it's all over the internet. You didn't shake the guy's hand. Your uncle told you that? Finally clicked. Look at this.
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