JRE MMA Show #7 with Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen

Joe Rogan (0:00)

, that PRP, plate limberage plasma with stem cells is the shit.

Yeah, one week later, man. Elbow's feeling great. It's the Bryan Callen Show, ladies and gentlemen. We are live, the Bryan Callen MMA hour.

Bryan Callen (0:13)

That's right, fresh off of Christmas, everybody. Had a bit of the flu, touched the flu, put me on my back for a couple hours every day. Did you get the flu? Sure did.

Joe Rogan (0:20)

Did you get the flu shots?

Bryan Callen (0:22)

Nope, did not, I should.

Brendan Schaub (0:23)

Who gets those?

Joe Rogan (0:24)

I don't get those. I should and I don't.

Brendan Schaub (0:25)

Flu's up 70%.

Joe Rogan (0:26)

Yeah.

Yeah, well, apparently it's a very complicated thing to try to nail which flu virus is gonna hit people. And they don't get it right a lot.

Bryan Callen (0:36)

Yeah, the CDC will sometimes be like, listen, we just checked, this flu's coming in, it's a bitch. But here's the problem, a lot of times they'll even admit when you get the flu shot, it doesn't take, it helps a little bit.

It'll make the flu you get less.

Joe Rogan (0:52)

You can get the flu.

Brendan Schaub (0:53)

That's what they're injecting the flu in you. Like I've got the flu shot, I got sick as fuck.

Bryan Callen (0:56)

It's the dead virus.

Brendan Schaub (0:57)

Really?

Joe Rogan (0:59)

But it has, there's a reaction that some people have to it, right?

Bryan Callen (1:03)

You can have a, when you're sick, if you're about to get sick or you're feeling sick, don't get the flu shot, they say.

Joe Rogan (1:09)

Yeah, they say don't get it when your immune system's compromised.

Bryan Callen (1:11)

That's correct.

Joe Rogan (1:11)

But sometimes they can give you the flu shot and everybody will get the flu and you won't. So it does work. Yes.

Sometimes. Yeah. But I don't think it's-

Bryan Callen (1:19)

I need to. I just don't, you know, it's like, do I want to go in there and get a shot? I'm a pussy. I'm like, ah, I'll just get sick for 10 days.

Brendan Schaub (1:24)

I just don't want to do it. I'll tell you what, if I'm Francis, or if I'm Steepy, I'm trying to give fucking Francis the flu.

Joe Rogan (1:33)

No, that blows some fucking poisonous-

Brendan Schaub (1:37)

Some North Korean just, oh yeah, something.

Joe Rogan (1:40)

They found that North Korean soldier that defected. He had been vaccinated against anthrax.

Bryan Callen (1:45)

What?

Joe Rogan (1:45)

Yeah. And they're like, wait, what?

Yeah, he's the second guy that defected in a month.

Bryan Callen (1:50)

Oh yeah, that guy. Oh yeah, because the first guy they found like crazy parasites and he was all fucked up. He had whole kernels of corn in his thing. He was eating raw corn.

Brendan Schaub (1:57)

Like tapeworms and everything.

Joe Rogan (1:59)

Poor guy. They're starving to death over there.

Bryan Callen (2:01)

North Korea. Well, communism works, especially. It doesn't turn into, it's a monarchy.

Joe Rogan (2:06)

Yeah, communism is the best. All you fucking freaks out there, all you young millennials wearing beads. Jesus Christ.

Brendan Schaub (2:12)

You gotta get North Korea.

Joe Rogan (2:12)

Look, I'm not exactly a history major, but I know enough about history to know about Marxism now.

Especially after talking to Jordan Peterson about it, and I dove deep into it, just cause I was like, what is the history of this stuff? It's all terrible.

Bryan Callen (2:24)

Of course it is.

Joe Rogan (2:24)

It doesn't work.

Bryan Callen (2:26)

No.

Joe Rogan (2:26)

It's like, it's not human nature.

Bryan Callen (2:28)

Because you need a central power. You need someone to keep the ones that are getting, I talked to an academic the other day. I said, so what are you saying? He kept talking about the, he was talking about the Scandinavian system of government and how great it was. I go, when was the last time you bought something made in Scandinavia? I like Scandinavia, but Sobs?

Sobs and Ikea?

Yeah, we're talking about an Ikea.

Joe Rogan (2:51)

I mean, Sobs is a good car.

Bryan Callen (2:52)

Sure, there are certain things, but we're talking about an iPad right now.

Everything was made in the marketplace. So go fuck yourself.

Joe Rogan (2:59)

Well, it's definitely a smaller place too, right?

Bryan Callen (3:02)

Yeah, it's called seven million people, eight million people in Sweden.

Brendan Schaub (3:06)

What's the last good thing Russia made?

Joe Rogan (3:08)

It's a good point.

Bryan Callen (3:10)