JRE MMA Show #33 with Brendan Schaub

Joe Rogan (0:03)

Three, two, one.

Yee-haw! I walked in, you guys were watching soccer. I was hugely disappointed.

Brendan Schaub (0:11)

Dude, England's in penalty kicks.

Joe Rogan (0:12)

Oh my god, is that okay?

Brendan Schaub (0:13)

Dude, what happens? It's the World Cup, man. If they win, they move on.

Joe Rogan (0:17)

So the penalty kick.

Brendan Schaub (0:18)

And they just won. They just won.

Joe Rogan (0:19)

England just won.

Brendan Schaub (0:20)

They just fucking won.

Joe Rogan (0:22)

Are you guys rooting for England? Are you?

Brendan Schaub (0:24)

I'm English, man. I'm half English. My mom was born and raised there, bro.

Joe Rogan (0:27)

I thought you were black.

Brendan Schaub (0:28)

I know. Most people do.

English, son.

Joe Rogan (0:31)

So you're really root for England?

Brendan Schaub (0:32)

Yeah. Big time.

Joe Rogan (0:33)

No shit.

Brendan Schaub (0:34)

Yes. Well, if US isn't in it, you know.

Joe Rogan (0:38)

Do you know what's happening when they're playing? Or do you only know when the ball goes in?

Brendan Schaub (0:41)

No, I have kind of an idea. I would say I'm a blue belt in soccer.

Joe Rogan (0:44)

Really?

Brendan Schaub (0:45)

A blue belt.

Like, I wake up early and watch the games. Only World Cup. Only World Cup.

Joe Rogan (0:51)

Dude, I was in Boulder. You know, Boulder's like the People's Republic of Boulder. I don't have to tell you. You're from Colorado. You know what it's like out there.

Brendan Schaub (0:57)

I went to school there, son.

Joe Rogan (0:58)

Boulder's rough.

Brendan Schaub (0:59)

Yes.

Joe Rogan (1:00)

It's, they're like super duper liberal. And people were unnaturally happy about the World Cup.

Like super excited that they know so much about soccer and I was at a bar, and I was like, eww.

Brendan Schaub (1:14)

That'll make you hate it.

That'll make you hate it. But if you go to England, you'll feel good about it.

Joe Rogan (1:19)

But it was this certain type of white dude.

Brendan Schaub (1:22)

All right, let's see you, bro.

Joe Rogan (1:23)

You know?

They mean well. They probably had a dad that was in the Navy or some shit. Got bullied around at home, and they just went the total opposite hard way. That shit happens, man.

Brendan Schaub (1:35)

Seize the tough sell, especially if you're like an athlete, like a black athlete.

That's why they struggle a little bit. Like, look at the beautiful mountains. They're like, bitch, I don't hike. I don't give a fuck about your mountains. That's why they struggle, I think, recruiting.

Joe Rogan (1:51)

Really? It's so beautiful there, though.

Brendan Schaub (1:53)

Yeah, yeah, if you're into fucking hiking and fucking water rafting and shit.

Joe Rogan (1:58)

The people are super nice, too, though.

Brendan Schaub (1:59)

They're all right. They don't give a fuck about sports.

Where if you go to like a southern school like Georgia or Tennessee, you're a god. You get your dick sucked every fucking period after that.

Joe Rogan (2:11)

That they don't care? Is it good?

It makes you work hard. No, it sucks. You got nature out there, though. Eagles and shit.

Brendan Schaub (2:17)

Bears. Fucking nature.

Trying to get my dick sucked, bro.

Joe Rogan (2:22)

I know that wolves and bears and wolves and grizzly bears are making their way back into Colorado.

Brendan Schaub (2:27)

Really? About goddamn time.

Joe Rogan (2:30)

Interesting.

Brendan Schaub (2:30)

Why were they gone? Hunters?

Joe Rogan (2:31)

Well, they killed them off in the 1800s, and then they reintroduced them to Yellowstone. And mostly they stayed around Wyoming and Montana, where Yellowstone is, and they made their way into Idaho.

But now they've definitely spotted them in Colorado, and they're also a very credible source. In fact, my friend Adam Greentree took video of what he said was a grizzly bear, and he knows the difference.

Brendan Schaub (2:55)

He knows his shit.

Joe Rogan (2:55)

Yeah, it was in the San Juan Mountains in Colorado last September. So they think that there's a population of grizzly bears.

Brendan Schaub (3:02)

Adam would know.

Joe Rogan (3:03)

He would know.

Brendan Schaub (3:04)

And if you watch the news, like the local news in LA, which I do especially want to get depressed, there's a bunch of black bears, like in hot tubs and shit, just popping up.

Joe Rogan (3:13)

In Pasadena.

Brendan Schaub (3:14)

Just chilling in hot tubs. Why do they love the tubs?

Joe Rogan (3:16)

Well, they don't know that it's a hot tub. They just know it's water. And so like for them to find a spot that's filled with water, it's probably terrible for them. Unless you have a salt pool.