JRE MMA Show #20 with Yves Edwards

Joe Rogan (0:09)

And we're live. Yves Edwards, ladies and gentlemen. You're one of those dudes that has that book cover for your phone. I tried to rock the book cover.

After a while, I'm like, what am I doing here with this extra step? I gotta open up a book to get to my phone.

Yves Edwards (0:22)

I like it because I forget things a lot. So I don't like having a wallet and a phone when I leave somewhere, especially even in the house. I leave the house and my phone, but I don't have my cash or my cards or something like that.

Joe Rogan (0:34)

I got a solution for you. It's called a motherfucking fanny pack.

That's right, Yves Edwards, you're a cool dude. You think you're cool enough to rock one of these? Like, are you cool enough to get past the social pariah aspect of this bag that you wear around your waist?

Yves Edwards (0:50)

I don't have that much shit with me most of the time.

Joe Rogan (0:52)

Well, it's not that much shit. There's a lot of shit in here, but this is a weird day. I have keys and I have a knife in there and stuff. But most of the time, it's just light. I travel light with that. Look at that.

Who's that?

Jamie (1:04)

I believe Quavo from Migos.

Joe Rogan (1:07)

I have no idea who you just said.

Jamie (1:09)

Popular rapper, too.

Joe Rogan (1:10)

But that is a ridiculous. Is he a popular fellow?

Yves Edwards (1:12)

I know I'm an old man, dude.

Joe Rogan (1:13)

I'm an old man who listens to the Allman Brothers, all right?

But that one that he's got on is preposterous. He might as well have a laptop hanging around his waist.

Yves Edwards (1:23)

He's also got like holes in his jeans.

Joe Rogan (1:25)

Yeah, that's ridiculous. Would you get attacked by a tiger, sir?

Jamie (1:27)

He's also got a lot of jewelry.

Joe Rogan (1:29)

All that jewelry.

Yves Edwards (1:30)

In the 80s.

Jamie (1:31)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:32)

He's kind of ridiculous looking. But make that make that bigger again, so I can take a look at this gentleman.

Jamie (1:39)

This is a light version too. I probably could have found a better picture.

Joe Rogan (1:42)

He's got a lot going on. Those pants are preposterous. That's the most preposterous thing. Like, I guess the shoes, if you're like you want to go out, but you also want to go bowling, you might wear those shoes.

Yves Edwards (1:53)

This is a roast fest. Let's go.

Joe Rogan (1:54)

I can't say anything bad about the jewelry. I'm not into the jewelry. I mean, that's not my thing, but he looks like he's well appointed.

Yves Edwards (2:00)

He looks like he has two watches on though.

Joe Rogan (2:02)

Fuck yeah, bowling, hashtag bowling. I think the one on the right is probably just, is that a bracelet?

Jamie (2:06)

Bracelet?

Joe Rogan (2:07)

Yeah. Just a fancy ass bracelet.

But the pants are ridiculous.

Jamie (2:11)

I don't know.

Joe Rogan (2:11)

How the fuck did that ever get started where people wear ripped up pants? I tried to talk to Brandon Chobb about that. That dumb motherfucker wears those.

Jamie (2:17)

Isn't that doing 80s? They did a long time ago too.

Yves Edwards (2:19)

Yeah, exactly.

Jamie (2:20)

It's been going on for a while.

Joe Rogan (2:21)

That's like fucking music videos. It's just like, what are you doing, man?

Yves Edwards (2:25)

It's like Pat Benatar.

Joe Rogan (2:26)

I don't have any fashion taste. Don't listen to me.

But when I mock some shit, you might want to listen to me. Like, don't wear what I wear. Like, you know, don't. Just don't. I mostly wear either I wear like these things, which are like trail running sneakers. They get no sneaker cred.

Or I wear like Converse All-Star. Look at this. Look at this. Teen beat Donnie Wahlberg.

Yves Edwards (2:50)

Yeah, exactly. That's from the 90s.

Joe Rogan (2:52)

How does his hog not just slip right out of that one on the right hand side?

That one on the right hand side? Come on. Come on, silly fox.

Yves Edwards (3:00)

He probably has, like, I don't know. I see that and I feel like the guys are probably wearing a thong under that, too.

Joe Rogan (3:06)

Yeah, I would imagine there's something going on there.

Yves Edwards (3:08)

Now, see, like with the women, like, it's so much nicer.

Joe Rogan (3:11)

Yeah, that doesn't bother me at all. I'm going to tell you right now, this is where I'm a hypocrite.