JRE MMA Show #182 - Protect Ya Neck

**Joe Rogan** (0:01)
Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.

**Din Thomas** (0:03)
The Joe Rogan Experience.

**Matt Serra** (0:06)
Trained by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

**John Rallo** (0:15)
What's up, bro?

**SPEAKER_5** (0:16)
So your boy Tommy was awesome.

**John Rallo** (0:18)
He was great.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:18)
He was really cool.

**John Rallo** (0:19)
Yeah, I actually listened on the way out to that one.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:21)
He's really fun. Tommy Lee's fun.

**John Rallo** (0:23)
He's like a big kid, man. He is. A big kid.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:25)
Yeah, like a 15-year-old that just never had to grow up. Because he didn't have to. He got famous when he was 18

**John Rallo** (0:32)
Exactly.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:32)
So he really never had to grow up. He just stayed Tommy Lee.

**John Rallo** (0:35)
Yeah, I'm glad you finally got to have him on.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:38)
It was very cool.

**John Rallo** (0:39)
So it was good.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:39)
It's weird that he's really in a bonsai tree.

**John Rallo** (0:42)
Oh, big time.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:43)
Crazy.

**John Rallo** (0:43)
Trims them up.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:44)
He's got like 100-year-old.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:45)
Where do you even find them at?

**SPEAKER_5** (0:47)
You make them yourself, too.

**John Rallo** (0:48)
His yard, he sets up like a whole Zen garden type of thing. It's pretty wild. But he's been into those and he likes to trim them up.
It's pretty wild. He's just a positive energy, nice guy. Like he's never been in my... What do you want to say? Interactions with him, he's never been a dick. No, he's been cool. He was cool to work for.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:11)
Well, I only worked... I met him rather when you were working with him, when you were his bodyguard. And then this is the other time I met him. So he's super cool.

**John Rallo** (1:18)
Nice, good.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:19)
I remember him hunking the horn on his boat with his dick.

**John Rallo** (1:26)
His pecker's as tall as you are.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:28)
I remember him with his fucking huge dick, with Pamela Anderson.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:34)
He's got a lot of advantages in this life, doesn't he?

**John Rallo** (1:37)
Good Lord.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:38)
Goddamn.

**John Rallo** (1:39)
His own person.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:40)
And one of the greatest drummers of all time.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:42)
That was like one of the first sex tapes.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:44)
Oh yeah, that was probably the first.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:45)
Yeah, for sure.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:46)
For celebrities, actual celebrities.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:47)
Did allow them to get famous afterwards.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:50)
Well, they were already famous. That was why it was crazy. Both of them were super famous.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:54)
But I mean, allowed to catapult them into a different stratosphere.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:58)
Right. Well, anytime one of them celebrities is dating another celebrity, it's like their fucking superpowers unite.

**John Rallo** (2:07)
He was with Heather Locklear, too, right?

**SPEAKER_5** (2:09)
Right? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, he was a fun dude. The trees thing is wild, though. I didn't know that these people, they have like 100-year-old trees, 200-year-old trees, 300-year-old bonsai trees, and they pass them down through generations. They have like paperwork, so you know like who's the guy who first started the tree. And they've got these trees that are like several hundred years old, and they're like this big, and they're in like a pot.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:33)
What are you supposed to do with that?

**SPEAKER_5** (2:35)
It's all like an artistic thing. They're trimming them in certain patterns, and every time they try to grow, you trim them down and they just like tighten up, and it makes a weird form.

**John Rallo** (2:44)
Yeah, it comes out. They're pretty cool looking, actually.

**SPEAKER_5** (2:47)
I wonder if the tree likes it, though.
I wonder if the tree's like, hey, I'm trying to grow. I'm 300 years old. I'm 16 inches tall. This is retarded.

**John Rallo** (2:59)
I think for him, though, he's had such a crazy high-paced life, that was the yin to the yang, you know what I mean? That's how he relaxes.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:06)
I loved hearing it. It sounded perfect. I was like, oh, you found a great thing.

**John Rallo** (3:10)
And you see he's a gear head, too, like you, so you guys had a little bonding on the cars.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:14)
The first cars he bought, he bought an old Corvette. It got a fucking supercharger put on it.

**John Rallo** (3:20)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a maniac. He's definitely a maniac, but he's a very nice, I mean, very great dude. Rock and roll, man. Oh, yeah.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:27)
The guy was the drummer from Motley Crue. I can't even, at 18, can't even imagine what that must have been like. Must have been insane.