JRE MMA Show #16 with Brendan Schaub

Brendan Schaub (0:00)

They get me all the time. More famous than them.

Aye, aye!

Joe Rogan (0:07)

I wish we could tell you what we were talking about.

Yeah, we were talking about Joey getting in trouble, though. He just texted me about it.

Brendan Schaub (0:17)

How's Joey Diaz getting in trouble with what? The MMA community?

MMA outlets? They have nothing to do?

Joe Rogan (0:23)

Well, here's the thing, though.

I see where they're coming from. They're journalists. If someone says something that fucking outrageous about what Mackenzie Dern's derriere must...

Brendan Schaub (0:37)

He said, I think your ass smells great right now.

Joe Rogan (0:39)

Yeah, something along those lines.

Brendan Schaub (0:40)

You're talking about the comic Uncle Joey said this?

Joe Rogan (0:43)

Yes, the comic Uncle Joey. But I get it. I get where they would... And then Vinnie Magalé's backed him up.

I get it.

Brendan Schaub (0:50)

Backed up Joey?

Joe Rogan (0:51)

Yeah, he backed up Joey, said something like, and tasty, too.

Yeah, yikes. I get it.

Brendan Schaub (0:58)

I don't get it. That's Joey Diaz, the great comic who's commenting on a hot girl in the UFC. He is not a writer. He's not a journalist. These writers have nothing to do, so they're like, how can we get hits? Let's talk about Joey Diaz.

Because no one's reading any of our shit.

Joe Rogan (1:12)

I agree with you somewhat, but he definitely did do it. Like, it ain't a bad... Here's my thing.

They can say whatever they want about what he said, but if he was your friend, and he texted you that, you would do what I did. Look, because I'll show you, he fucking texted me that before he tweeted it.

Brendan Schaub (1:34)

Of course!

Joe Rogan (1:35)

I love that Joey texts now. Joey never would text messages.

Brendan Schaub (1:38)

I hope he doesn't keep texting.

Joe Rogan (1:40)

Joey Diaz is a full-on texter now.

Brendan Schaub (1:42)

He still calls, though. He called me last week.

Joe Rogan (1:45)

Most of the time he calls, but he texted me this. Yeah.

Brendan Schaub (1:52)

It's Joey Diaz, man.

Joe Rogan (1:59)

Sorry, folks. I wish I could let you in. You can go Google what he said. I'm trying to be respectful.

Brendan Schaub (2:05)

It's Joey Diaz!

He can say whatever he wants. He doesn't work for the UFC.

Joe Rogan (2:13)

I'm glad he does. I'm glad he does think like that. I'm glad he doesn't send me texts like that. But if I was a news website, and I was going to report... First of all, anybody who reads...

For sure, that's what they want. But also, anybody who reads that, you're either going to be like me, or you're going to start laughing, or you're going to get really upset.

Brendan Schaub (2:34)

Really upset.

Joe Rogan (2:35)

And then you're not a Joey Diaz fan anyway.

Brendan Schaub (2:37)

It doesn't matter. If you read that, 95% of that is dudes reading it. They're like, that's hilarious. The other 5% are like, what the hell? What are we doing?

How could you report this?

Joe Rogan (2:50)

Yeah, I think that's a good number. 95%.

Brendan Schaub (2:53)

That's hilarious. I was wondering the same thing.

Joe Rogan (2:55)

Some women will get upset though, and rightly so. Just imagine if you were a dude, and there was some big old giant Alexander Karelin looking dude who wanted to fuck you. And he was always making jokes about what your butthole must smell like.

Just stop. Just stop and think what that would feel like. That wouldn't be a good time.

Brendan Schaub (3:18)

If you're Mackenzie?

Joe Rogan (3:20)

If you're anybody that someone is saying those things about, right? I'm just trying to be open minded.

Brendan Schaub (3:26)

You're being super open minded. You kind of are. If you turn social justice, I'm fucking out. I'm out.

Joe Rogan (3:32)

It's not possible.

Brendan Schaub (3:33)

It's not possible.

Joe Rogan (3:34)

But what I'm saying is, if you look at it from the position of the person, the person whose butthole is in question, that would be an uncomfortable position to be in, right?

Bunch of people talking about what your butthole smelled like. We're just trying to make a living on TV.

Brendan Schaub (3:50)

Just trying to make a living.

Joe Rogan (3:51)

Just trying to choke a girl.

Brendan Schaub (3:52)

You know what that is? It's also Joey Diaz being complimentary.

It would be one thing if she was not an attractive female or something like that. She's obviously very attractive, which is what makes this funny.