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JRE MMA Show #122 with Jake Shields

The Joe Rogan Experience

April 19, 2022

Joe sits down with Jake Shields: a veteran mixed martial artist and grappler who competed for multiple organizations, among them the UFC, PFL, and Strikeforce.

Speakers Joe Rogan, Jake Shields

TopicsComedy

Joe Rogan (0:04)

The Joe Rogan Experience. So, you know, which is, everybody keeps, hello, Jake Shields.

Jake Shields (0:17)

How's it going, Joe? Great to be on your show. Great to have you. Known you for, like, what, 15 years?

Joe Rogan (0:21)

Long fucking time, brother. And then, maybe more, it might be like 20

Jake Shields (0:24)

Yeah, right, 20 I remember seeing your podcast, when it first started, you were, like, a small little friend, show for, like, potheads, fight people, comedians.

Joe Rogan (0:33)

Well, I waited until it got real big to bring you on.

Jake Shields (0:35)

Yeah, so now, oh, no pressure now.

Joe Rogan (0:38)

So we were talking about this, what is it called? This COVID documentary that I think is made by the Russians.

Jake Shields (0:46)

It's definitely true, by the way.

Joe Rogan (0:47)

Watch the Water, definitely true.

So what are they trying to say? They're snake venom.

SPEAKER_3 (0:52)

All right, well, the...

Joe Rogan (0:52)

I don't know.

Jake Shields (0:57)

I've just heard this one, by the way. Joe just broke this one to me.

Joe Rogan (1:00)

Yeah, someone was saying that it was the mark of the beast.

SPEAKER_3 (1:03)

Let me read you the byline. You tell me what you think we're gonna get, what you're gonna watch. The pandemic continues, but its origins are still a nefarious mystery. How did the world get sick? How did COVID really spread? How did the satanic elite tell the world about this bioweapon ahead of time?

Watch, this doctor has unveiled a shocking connection between this pandemic and the eternal battle of good and evil, which began in the Garden of Eden.

Joe Rogan (1:33)

Oh, jeez.

So that's what it is. They were saying that the snake venom.

SPEAKER_3 (1:38)

So there's a picture that's like a snake.

Joe Rogan (1:41)

Oh, boy. So it's the mark. They're saying that it's the mark of the beast.

Jake Shields (1:45)

Yeah, cause the snake is like, you know, represents Satan, so literally Satan blood.

Joe Rogan (1:49)

The crazy thing is they banned this from YouTube. At what point in time, come on, what about fun?

Jake Shields (1:57)

Yeah, we should be able to watch things about snake blood and the devil's beast. I want to watch it now.

Joe Rogan (2:02)

I mean, even if it's ridiculous, come on, what about fun? Because I think when you pull things like this down from YouTube, it just makes the really nutty people think that there's an even grander conspiracy.

Jake Shields (2:15)

Yeah, no, trying to fight it makes it seem like there might really be something there. Like it doesn't need to be taken down. Especially this is just so ridiculous. It's like, come on.

Joe Rogan (2:22)

But the thing is, when you start saying Satan, people start getting real curious. Like maybe, man, maybe, it might be Satan. Satan, what is it? Kaiser So says this phrase, the biggest trick the devil played.

SPEAKER_3 (2:35)

I'm just trying to, just outside of this, if you tried to make one of those infomercials from the 90s and say you had some fake product that could cure this, and you made a 45 minute version of that and put it on YouTube, would they allow that?

Joe Rogan (2:48)

As long as it's not about COVID.

The thing is, they've cracked down so hard on anything that is against the COVID narrative. That's what's going on.

Jake Shields (3:02)

Yeah, it's kinda crazy how they'll ban, even stuff that's true. I mean, stuff like this is obviously probably not true, but things that we now know for a fact are true. Guys like Alex Bernstein, you've had him on your show.

He got banned for putting stuff that was true just ahead of the curve.

Joe Rogan (3:15)

100% true, ahead of the curve. If you put it out now, there wouldn't even be a debate about it.

All the things that he said about masks not working, about how people that are vaccinated can still spread it. The problem is that 75% of all television advertising, 75% of it is from pharmaceutical companies.

Jake Shields (3:36)

Yep, and you know who owns Twitter? Pharmaceutical companies and Vanguard and BlackRock.

Joe Rogan (3:42)

Well, also the Saudi family, right? Isn't that one of the royal families? Because they were tweeting with Elon when Elon was trying to buy it.

Jake Shields (3:48)

You see Elon's response? It was like, oh, so what's Saudi's something like opinion on free speech? I'm pretty sure that was a jab at the journalists. They chopped up Alive in Turkey.

Joe Rogan (3:58)

Yeah, Jamal Khashoggi.

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