JR De Guzman: A Joke About Ending Racism Forever

**JR De Guzman** (0:05)
I do a lot of musical comedy, like, I'm not a man's man. You know, like, my best friend, he's a man's man, by which, I mean, he has a very possessive gay husband. Um, just, like, super jealous. Like, let him live his life, you know, that's my stuff. Uh, but for me, like, I'm not gay, but every time I see a black guy with light eyes, I forget my own name. I'm like, yo, what's your name, man? He's like, Chris, what's yours? I'm like, uh, Chris?
I'm laughing, I don't even know why. Just blink, you're making my knees weak. And some of you guys are getting weak just thinking about that right now. You're like, oh. And it was cool. I was doing some shows in New York, and I saw this black guy with light eyes crossing the street with this girl, and I did a double take. I was like, oh, shit. And she saw me and she's like, excuse me. I was like, bitch, I'm not looking at you. I'm looking at the side. Let me introduce myself. Yo, I'm Chris. I'm like, oh, fuck.
And that's what I want to do this next song. This is a song about love, and it's about something really beautiful you can create from love. And it's also a song that ends racism forever. So here we go. You guys ready for racism to end? There you go. Three of you guys were like, it's kind of cool sometimes, but.
Is he here?
Racism's over. Just like that. Feels so good. Catch J.R. de Guzman in The Comedy Lineup, only on Netflix.