Jordan Rubin + Tim Draper (Carolla Classics)
Adam Carolla Show
September 5, 2026
#1 ACS #637 (feat. Jordan Rubin, Alison Rosen and Bryan Bishop) Recorded 08-14-2011 – Release Date 08-15-2011 #2 ACS #1280 (feat. Tim Draper, Drew Curtis, Alison Rosen and Bryan Bishop) (2014) #3 ACS #2694 (feat.
Speakers Giovanni, Bryan Bishop, Alison Rosen, Adam Carolla, Tim Draper, Drew Curtis
TopicsComedy
SPEAKER_1 (0:03)
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Giovanni (0:39)
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, Superfan Giovanni. It's the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights and fans like the clips from all 17 years of The Adam Carolla Show. If you'd like to access the ad-free archives of The Adam Carolla Show, as well as The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, and the newer podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Carolla's Substack, adamcarolla.substack.com. Sign up, subscribe, listen ad-free. If you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics.adamcarolla.com. We get lots of requests for the KLSX Adam Carolla Show and Love Line, two shows I'm remastering currently, both of which for over 20 years. Lots and lots of work. If you'd like to hear any of those clips or want more information, check out my Patreon, patreon.com/giovanni. While we're not able to air those clips in this feed, if you come find me over on Patreon, I'll be fine what you need. All right, let's get to the clips. Come up first, we have Adam Carolla Show 637 Jordan Rubin, Alison Rosen, Bryan Bishop. This one's from 2011 Hope you enjoy.
SPEAKER_3 (1:31)
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SPEAKER_4 (1:44)
Fantastic.
SPEAKER_3 (1:45)
The Matrix Trilogy.
Bryan Bishop (1:47)
Welcome to the real world.
SPEAKER_3 (1:48)
Mean Girls.
Bryan Bishop (1:49)
Shut up.
SPEAKER_3 (1:50)
Titanic.
SPEAKER_4 (1:51)
I'm the key in the world.
SPEAKER_3 (1:52)
And so much more. For Showtimes, press nothing. They're free 24-7.
SPEAKER_7 (1:57)
That is so fetch.
SPEAKER_3 (1:58)
On Pluto TV. Stream now, pay never.
Alison Rosen (2:01)
Warrant frontman Janey Lane was found dead in a comfort in hotel room in Woodland Hills Thursday night. He was 47 Initial autopsy results were inconclusive and toxicology reports are underway. Lane had battled addiction for years. Vodka and prescription pills were found at the death scene.
Rich Banks sent over a tribute.
SPEAKER_7 (2:35)
Hey, everybody, this is...
SPEAKER_9 (2:39)
You may wonder why I'm wearing my black warrant shirt tonight.
Adam Carolla (2:55)
Jade, stage four, stage four, Jade.
SPEAKER_4 (2:58)
Oh, just give me a minute here for a second.
SPEAKER_9 (3:03)
Amateur night, it's Monday night.
Come on up, ladies. Quit your grinning and drop your linen.
SPEAKER_4 (3:14)
Hold on, excuse me.
Adam Carolla (3:14)
Give me a second here.
SPEAKER_9 (3:26)
I'm sorry, I'm just not myself.
SPEAKER_4 (3:27)
I'm sorry.
Adam Carolla (3:28)
I'm sorry here. Santana stage three.
Jade stage four. Just do it, girl.
SPEAKER_9 (3:37)
Now, put your hands together and show me you appreciate them.
SPEAKER_4 (3:41)
Fellas, I got to believe if, what's his name?
Adam Carolla (3:50)
Janie Lane. Janie Lane was here right now. Next 20 minutes, half off all champagne, many bottles only.
Alison Rosen (4:04)
It's what he would have wanted.
Adam Carolla (4:08)
Again, our prices are so cheap here at Bob's Glassy Lady.
SPEAKER_9 (4:12)
We don't have a champagne room, we have a champagne room.
Adam Carolla (4:17)
We've been sued by the region of France, so it's actually a sparkling wine room. It's all our lords are letting us say.
SPEAKER_9 (4:26)
Everyone light a candle, I stuck it to a paper plate.
Tim Draper (4:29)
Here we go.
SPEAKER_4 (4:35)
Business man's buffet.
SPEAKER_9 (4:37)
Give me a minute.
SPEAKER_14 (4:44)
I've been putting that song on my iPod.
Alison Rosen (4:47)
For when you're feeling too happy?
Adam Carolla (4:49)
Oh boy. Nice job Rich Banks. It's sad.
Giovanni (4:56)
All right, that's a clip from Adam Carolla Show 637 Coming up next, we have Adam Carolla Show 1280 Featuring Tim Draper, Drew Curtis, Alison Rosen and Bryan Bishop from 2014
Check it out.
SPEAKER_3 (5:07)
Hello and welcome to Pluto Phone. If you know the name of the movie you would like to see, just stream it for free on Pluto TV, where all your blockbuster favorites are landing all summer long. Catch Anchorman, The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
SPEAKER_12 (5:20)
Fantastic.
SPEAKER_3 (5:21)
The Matrix Trilogy.
Bryan Bishop (5:22)
Welcome to the real world. Mean Girls. Shut up.
SPEAKER_3 (5:26)
Titanic.
SPEAKER_4 (5:26)
I'm the king of the world.
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