Jordan Gray: A Joke About Being Better Than Everyone

Jordan Gray (0:06)

Wow, this is amazing, this is Los Angeles, I love you, thank you so much. This, this sort of shit doesn't happen to people like me, and I'm so fucking happy to be here.

I look out at the faces in this room, and wish that I could crawl back in the womb, And start again, against God's plans, with different glands and smaller hands. I wish the world could finally understand, I'm more than just a female Russell Brand. No wonder why I feel so incomplete. How come I can't use the women's loos, but Katy Perry gets to go to space.

SPEAKER_3 (2:22)

Cause I can sing like a play, like a dance, like a act, like a fact. If you came here with your mother, I'll her just like a.

Jordan Gray (2:39)

I'm an arousing little mystery in your husband's Google history.

I'm a perfect woman. My tits won't ever shrink, and I'm guaranteed to squirt, and I do anal by default.

SPEAKER_2 (2:55)

I can do anything that any other woman can.

SPEAKER_4 (5:42)

And David Bowie said that we could all be heroes if we want to. Now some of you think I'm disgusting like a soup with a skin on it.

SPEAKER_5 (6:03)

If I'm gonna be a joke, then I might as well be in on it.

SPEAKER_4 (6:21)

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