Joel McHale + Tom Kenny (Carolla Classics)

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Welcome to Corolla Classics, I'm your host, super fan, Giovanni. This is the podcast where we put the best moments, highlights and fans like the clips from all 17 years of the Adam Carolla Show. If you would like to access the complete archive of the Adam Carolla Show, the Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as the newer podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Carolla's sub stack, adamcarolla.substack.com. Sign up, subscribe and listen ad free. And if you would like to request a clip, please email us, classicsat adamcarolla.com. All right, let's get to the clips. Come up first, we have Adam Carolla Show 905, featuring Dana Gould, Alison Rosen and Bryan Bishop from 2012

**Adam Carolla** (1:59)
I'm Adam Carolla, that's Alison Rosen over there on News. Bald Bryan on Sound Effects and of course, the great Dana Gould, everybody.
Well, it's hot, it's hotter than shit, and I'm bothered by it. And I am one of these guys that wakes up hopeful every morning that this horrible cycle of heat has been broken. And I do the same thing, I turn on the radio and they give out the temperatures. And I have a policy I would like them to enact, because they fuck with me every morning, which is they go, oh, now it's time to take a look at the weather. In the beaches, low 70s, and I was like, oh, wow, there you go. Civic Center in the 80s, 90s in LA Valley, 117 in the Valley, where Adam works.

**Bryan Bishop** (2:57)
And I went from like, oh, we're having, start off in the beach.

**Adam Carolla** (3:00)
I'm picking out cardigans.

**Bryan Bishop** (3:02)
Yeah.

**Adam Carolla** (3:04)
But I work in fucking Glendale, California.

**Dana Gould** (3:06)
So looking out the window and leaves are bursting into flames.

**Bryan Bishop** (3:09)
Yes, before they hit the ground.

**Adam Carolla** (3:11)
And it's like, I don't know how it has to be the only place in the world where in, you know, it's literally 11 miles as the seagull flies, or possibly Pelican, where it jumps 44 degrees. Yeah, and that fucking span.

**Dana Gould** (3:29)
Well, the valley where you and I both, well, I'm in, well, no, we're kind of on the rim.

**Adam Carolla** (3:35)
Yeah, we're on the valley.

**Dana Gould** (3:36)
We're seated benignly on the rim of the toilet. That is the valley. It's a turducken. It's made to keep and generate heat.

**Adam Carolla** (3:45)
Right, yeah, yeah. People go there just to bake their turkeys around Thanksgiving, just literally putting them on the roof of their cars and waiting in Reseda.

**Dana Gould** (3:55)
And I have a weird thing, I think, being from New England. After Labor Day, I can't wear shorts.

**Bryan Bishop** (4:01)
Uh-huh, right.

**Dana Gould** (4:02)
So, like, it's... Labor Day is over. I'm putting on jeans.

**Alison Rosen** (4:06)
What happens in New England if you wear shorts after Labor Day?

**Dana Gould** (4:09)
After Labor Day, it's cold enough that you just put on long pants, and I just sweat. Like, it's like... It's going to be hot for seven or eight more weeks.

**Adam Carolla** (4:17)
You get cold fag, and then a bunch of white guys beat the shit out of you. A bunch of exers from a Mark Wahlberg movie. Just jump on you and beat the fuck out of you.

**Alison Rosen** (4:24)
Then you all go and get some chowder.

**Dana Gould** (4:27)
You get a warming, throttling...

**Adam Carolla** (4:30)
Speaking of warm, I had this nice little gift left behind for me. Well, two things. First off, this combination of heat and insects drives me nuts, because somehow it's weird, because...