Jerry

**Spike Feresten** (0:00)
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Let's start the show.

**Jonathan** (1:03)
Spike's Car Radio starts now.

**Spike Feresten** (2:18)
I'm playing this because the other day I was on reddit and somebody posted a video of them warming up in 1977 before the concert and there were the eagles doing this.
I got two guys hanging out, neither have microphones in their hands. One is named Jerry Seinfeld. And the other...

**Jerry Seinfeld** (2:53)
When they used to say present, you say present in school, present.

**Shepherd Seinfeld** (2:57)
We said here.

**Jerry Seinfeld** (2:58)
Here, right.

**Shepherd Seinfeld** (3:00)
And welcome to Spike's Car Radio.

**Jerry Seinfeld** (3:04)
Here, here.

**Spike Feresten** (3:06)
This is nice.
It's taken us a long time to get this show together. It started with Jonny Lieberman.
Jonny had a small medical emergency. See, he had to attend to. Jerry, you jumped in, which is very nice. We've had a crazy day. It's Saturday. It felt like a Tuesday.

**Jerry Seinfeld** (3:23)
Felt like a Tuesday.

**Spike Feresten** (3:24)
We're working hard on this movie and everything else.
We just had some delicious food. And a little later, we're gonna have a guest from Australia from Circle Red Watches, the winning bidder of the Sheffield, Jerry face, Spike face, Zuckerman face and Jonny watch collection. He flew all the way in from Australia.

**Paul Zuckerman** (3:48)
Yes, from the South Pacific.

**Spike Feresten** (3:50)
Yeah, doesn't even get the tax deduction.

**Jerry Seinfeld** (3:52)
He didn't fly in here to get the watches.

**Paul Zuckerman** (3:54)
Yes, he did.

**Spike Feresten** (3:55)
He came in to pick them up.

**Jerry Seinfeld** (3:56)
What is going on with people?

**Paul Zuckerman** (3:59)
Let us have our moment, Jerry. Come on. He's coming to get our cause of right, okay?

**Spike Feresten** (4:04)
People fly in to see you perform all the time, don't they?

**Jerry Seinfeld** (4:07)
Yeah, I guess so.

**Spike Feresten** (4:10)
They don't know, by the way, they don't know that you're here. That's probably gonna terrify them.

**Jerry Seinfeld** (4:15)
We hope.

**Spike Feresten** (4:16)
Your fame is a little too bright for folks just walking in on a Saturday night.

**Jerry Seinfeld** (4:21)
So I hear.

**Spike Feresten** (4:24)
Welcome to the show, everybody.
We've had, we've, go ahead. You have something you want to start with?

**Jerry Seinfeld** (4:30)
We were just talking about a car, but it's not, the deal's not done, so I really don't want to get into the details of it. But an interesting, I'm calling it a tweener.

**Paul Zuckerman** (4:40)
A transitional.

**Jerry Seinfeld** (4:41)
Yeah, transitional model.
Just, you know, the thing with this world is once you comprehend the basics, then you must dive deeper to find the, what's the word? The arcane. We're obsessed with the obscure, the arcane, the obtuse.

**Paul Zuckerman** (5:03)
Yes.

**Jerry Seinfeld** (5:04)
I love to use my full vocabulary if that's all right.

**Paul Zuckerman** (5:07)
What does obtuse mean?

**Jerry Seinfeld** (5:09)
What does obtuse mean?

**Paul Zuckerman** (5:10)
I'm kidding.

**Jerry Seinfeld** (5:13)
The oblique, the obtuse, the arcane.

**Spike Feresten** (5:17)
Oblong nibblers.

**Jerry Seinfeld** (5:20)
Do you remember whose joke that was?

**Spike Feresten** (5:22)
I don't.

**Jerry Seinfeld** (5:23)
I think Barry thinks it was his. I think it was mine.
Whatever, anyway.

**Spike Feresten** (5:28)
That's the joke carving up that happens.

**Jerry Seinfeld** (5:31)
Some of you remember, by the way, you remember, and excuse me, fans, cause this is a bit of a sidebar. You remember, of course, the, when El Sucre crossbred the llama with Alan Hoffman.

**Spike Feresten** (5:45)
Yes, I do.

**Jerry Seinfeld** (5:45)
And as we were pulling up to El Sucre's mansion, we wanted to have a llama with a human head that would yell at their car, my name is Alan Hoffman. Tell my wife I'm alive.

**Spike Feresten** (5:57)
Right. This is a character from the movie that, you know how?