Jelly Belly Blind Tasting: Jordan's Seven Flavors artwork

Jelly Belly Blind Tasting: Jordan's Seven Flavors

Mad Food

July 22, 2026

Jordan recently made a bag of his favorite candy containing seven different flavors of Jelly Bellies, and Max aka The Palate Professor, will blindly taste each one, attempting to decipher and reveal Jordo's dark addiction bag to the world.
Speakers: Jordan Okun, Max Shapiro
**Jordan Okun** (0:02)
All right, Mad Food, I'm Jordan Okun, Max is here. This is a very important one. Now, I was recently hanging out for a day in New York. Okay, I went to Sadell's, which I like to do, at least once a year. Have you ever been there? Nope.
Never been to Sadell's?

**Max Shapiro** (0:17)
No.

**Jordan Okun** (0:17)
I bet you wanna go. You're a big fan of a major food group.

**Max Shapiro** (0:21)
Yeah, but mostly Teresee.

**Jordan Okun** (0:23)
Not big with breakfast foods and lunch foods though. But I usually do the bagel, the lox, the salmon salad, the French toast. But I went off the board this time.

**Max Shapiro** (0:35)
Okay.

**Jordan Okun** (0:36)
I did a club sandwich with turkey and bacon, very crisp bacon, a nice cold slaw. And they cut it like tea sandwiches, like a little- Cold slaw?
A little layer of slaw as well. It was great. And they used rye bread, three layers, cut it small with the crust off, little triangles, little rectangles.

**Max Shapiro** (0:57)
Yeah.

**Jordan Okun** (0:58)
Then had a double cheeseburger.

**Max Shapiro** (1:00)
Okay.

**Jordan Okun** (1:01)
Come on. A Mario Carbone cheeseburger? Let's go. And of course, I had to have the French toast.

**Max Shapiro** (1:07)
All right. I mean-

**Jordan Okun** (1:08)
Best French toast you've ever had.

**Max Shapiro** (1:10)
Really?

**Jordan Okun** (1:10)
Yes. It's deep fried. The inside is like-

**Max Shapiro** (1:15)
Custard?

**Jordan Okun** (1:15)
Custard. Outside, crunchy.

**Max Shapiro** (1:17)
You know, the best French toast I've ever had is in Spain. They're called Torrijas.

**Jordan Okun** (1:22)
Yeah.

**Max Shapiro** (1:22)
And they're like custard inside. And if they beat Torrijas, then that's impressive.

**Jordan Okun** (1:27)
Okay. Well, you know what? When we go back to New York, I may drag you in for some French toast.

**Max Shapiro** (1:31)
Okay. And see if it beats my Torrijas?

**Jordan Okun** (1:33)
Yes.

**Max Shapiro** (1:34)
Okay.

**Jordan Okun** (1:34)
I think that's good content.

**Max Shapiro** (1:35)
All right.

**Jordan Okun** (1:37)
Then, you know, we shmire around SoHo, and we ended up in this old school candy store.
And I wasn't in the mood for it. I just come off the French toast, but walk in there, kids want to do it. And what do I see? A giant self-serve Jelly Belly installation. Have you seen these, where you make your own giant, giant tubes of 20 to 25 different flavors, where you pull a lever, you grab a bag, you pull a lever, you fill the bag with as much as you want, and then you pay for it by the pound.

**Max Shapiro** (2:21)
Yeah, I've done this before. I just, I don't know if I've seen 20 tubes of jelly beans. That's right. Jelly Bellies. Jelly Bellies. Show respect, please.

**Jordan Okun** (2:32)
I have, I was so addicted to Jelly Bellies.
When I moved to Sherman Oaks, I had conquered my addiction, and then I walk into the Gelsons I live five blocks from, and they have one of these mini installations. So then I got right back into it like a fiend, like a meth head on this stuff. And I'd given it up for the last couple years, and then I'm on vacay in New York, I see this huge installation, I had to get it on. And I did, I succumbed to it. So I choose seven different flavors, filled one of these bags, then I posted my flavors on IG, and I asked if people could guess what seven flavors I picked.
Because in the past, I've posted about Jelly Bellies. Good engagement. Really?

**Max Shapiro** (3:27)
People like this Jelly Belly con.

**Jordan Okun** (3:29)
Okay. And I said, if anyone guesses what these flavors are, just on sight alone, throw you a mention on the pod.

**Max Shapiro** (3:38)
Did someone get it?

**Jordan Okun** (3:39)
And a lot of people tried. A lot of people tried. And mostly though, people wrote in telling me what a disgusting piece of shit I am for loving buttered popcorn.

**Max Shapiro** (3:51)
Did people really?

**Jordan Okun** (3:52)
Correct. Numerous people.

**Max Shapiro** (3:54)
I grew up liking buttered popcorn.

**Jordan Okun** (3:56)
You know, a lot of married women telling me that.

**Max Shapiro** (3:59)
Interesting.

**Jordan Okun** (4:00)
That I'm disgusting. You don't want to hear that.

**Max Shapiro** (4:02)
They didn't use that word.

**Jordan Okun** (4:04)
Disgusting. Fucking disgusting.

**Max Shapiro** (4:06)
No way.

**Jordan Okun** (4:07)
Pig.

**Max Shapiro** (4:07)
Stop. You're kidding.

**Jordan Okun** (4:09)
I appreciated all of that. Thanks for all the love, folks. Judgy fucks.
No.

**Max Shapiro** (4:19)

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