Jeff Arcuri: A Joke About Porn

**Jeff Arcuri** (0:30)
So, they just gave us a computer and they're like, there's boobies on there, but don't look for them.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:37)
And we all learned.

**Jeff Arcuri** (0:38)
Why do you think so many millennials work in IT?

**SPEAKER_2** (0:40)
We were all 12 years old, like...

**Jeff Arcuri** (0:47)
I learned about computers so quickly because of that.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:49)
I used to delete my search, you delete your search history, Dave.

**Jeff Arcuri** (0:53)
All of it, even the cookies. I don't know what they do, but I know they'll fuck you up.
So I deleted the cookies.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:00)
Here's the problem, here's my trauma.

**Jeff Arcuri** (1:01)
My dad didn't know how to delete his search history. Yeah, so I used to delete his for us.
Because if he goes down, this whole fucking thing goes down. So every night at 2 a.m., I slide downstairs and delete it manually.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:22)
And I remember one time I got caught. I got caught not deleting my search history. My mom found it on the computer and printed it out for when I got home from school. She printed it out, dude. This is a 1997 Epson printer. It took a while.

**Jeff Arcuri** (1:37)
This poor woman standing over... Oh, oh, oh.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:45)
And she left it on the counter. I get home from school. She just points at it. She goes, do you have anything to say about this? And I go, oh, my God.
Dad's been watching porn.

**Jeff Arcuri** (1:55)
I flipped on him the first chase I got. I ratted him out.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:00)
I was like, and he's smoking cigarettes, too.

**Jeff Arcuri** (2:04)
Because that's the way it was. My dad was not allowed to look at porn and smoke cigarettes, and then he did both. So then I would take his board and take his cigarettes, and he's like, you can't do that. And I'm like, who the fuck are you going to tell? That's what you get for calling me gay, Dad.
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