Jared Leto Accused By 9 Underaged Girls - H3 Show #290

**Ethan Klein** (0:00)
Okay, he got me mid-Apple. I did this to Dan, but you didn't see.
Now you gotta watch me chew for one second, but I'm done.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:08)
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

**Ethan Klein** (0:14)
Just an Apple, Nick.
Thank you to Gamers Subs and Policy Genius for sponsoring us today. Thank you, everyone, for being here. We are gonna have a good time, as always. Such a fun time here, the game.

**AB** (0:30)
Really?

**Ethan Klein** (0:31)
Yes, sir. AB is back from the Netherworld, from the Underworld.
The Shambhala, how are you feeling since you've come back from Shambhala?

**AB** (0:44)
Slower. Very slow.

**Ethan Klein** (0:47)
That sounds bad.

**AB** (0:48)
Yeah. I'm hoping I'll be back tomorrow.

**Ethan Klein** (0:51)
You were supposed to come back enlightened. Is that what's happened?

**AB** (0:55)
Maybe.
I think I'm gonna go through some sort of withdrawal, but I'm good. I'm happy to be back.

**Ethan Klein** (1:01)
Happy to be alive?

**AB** (1:02)
Yep.

**Ethan Klein** (1:04)
We'll have to check in on you in a week and kind of see if you feel like you've been enlightened or...

**AB** (1:10)
Stupefied.

**Ethan Klein** (1:11)
Or lost brain cells.

**AB** (1:13)
Yeah.

**Ethan Klein** (1:14)
Okay. Well, how was it overall? Was it a good time? Scary?
Yeah. Exciting?

**AB** (1:19)
It was very exciting and very scary. It was like fun and scary, if I had to sum it up in two words.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:27)
That's so scary.

**Ethan Klein** (1:28)
What was scary about Shambhala?

**AB** (1:30)
Oh, you know, thinking that I might be dying.

**Ethan Klein** (1:33)
Oh, speaking of which, is there supposed to be a white outline on the fairy?

**Tamara** (1:39)
Dan's already...

**Ethan Klein** (1:42)
We, uh, Tamara shut out. She made this beautiful fairy who comes on screen.

**Tamara** (1:50)
Yeah, this is Dan's fault.

**David** (1:51)
Thank you, thank you, Zach.

**Tamara** (1:52)
This is Dan's fault.

**Ethan Klein** (1:53)
You're dumb.

**SPEAKER_10** (1:53)
Dan, Dan, that's it.

**Ethan Klein** (1:57)
So, Tamara, you want to explain what you made here?

**Tamara** (1:59)
No, because I didn't make this.

**Ethan Klein** (2:01)
Well, it's just completely...

**SPEAKER_12** (2:02)
It's messed up. derailing the show right now.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:05)
Dan, you're stupid.

**SPEAKER_13** (2:06)
Dan can address this.

**SPEAKER_12** (2:07)
You're stupid, Dan.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:09)
Is this for...

**SPEAKER_12** (2:09)
You're dumb.

**Ethan Klein** (2:10)
Is this for bugs? That case... Yes, Tamara, that case of Shambhala is so funny. And it's just so good when Dan fucks up, you know. So, Tamara made this wonderful stop motion of the fairy.
And it was supposed to appear very cutely, and obviously with zero, you know, keyed out. But it appears to be in the middle of the screen, not keyed out.

**AB** (2:33)
I have been messing with similar notifications on stream for like four years, and I still haven't figured it out. So I know Dan's Dan, but these things could be tricky.

**Ethan Klein** (2:43)
Like here, I'm hearing fairy dust sprinkling. We wanted to figure out a way to thank our donators and members during the show, so that there was, you know, one, so that we could acknowledge everybody, and two, so that we don't have to do, like, an hour of thanking people. Let me take a call and see what they think.
Hi.

**SPEAKER_14** (3:13)
Is this real?

**Ethan Klein** (3:14)
Yeah, and the phone doesn't work either. Come on, man.

**SPEAKER_14** (3:16)
You gotta try the new process.

**Ethan Klein** (3:18)
I did, I did.

**SPEAKER_14** (3:18)
No, no, no, don't pick that one up. Just talk through your microphone.

**Ethan Klein** (3:21)
Oh, you said I could use the phone too, don't you?

**SPEAKER_14** (3:23)
Yeah.

**Ethan Klein** (3:23)
Can you hear them?

**SPEAKER_14** (3:24)
Yeah, they can hear us.

**SPEAKER_10** (3:27)
Hey. What's going on? Shout out from Fargo, North Dakota.

**Ethan Klein** (3:31)
Oh, Fargo. Sorry, I'm not going to put that.
Yeah. What's good?

**SPEAKER_10** (3:37)
I just want to say, Fupa Nation, stand the fuck up right now. Fupa Troubles, Hila Kleiners, Guarli Nation, stand the fuck up. Let's go.

**Ethan Klein** (3:47)
Stand the fuck up. I'm not going to stand up because it's a little bit early in the day, but I'm trusting people at home are standing up. Thank you for the hype, bro. I appreciate you.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:54)
God bless you. And stand up.

**Ethan Klein** (3:56)
Stand the fuck up.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:58)
Legend.

**Ethan Klein** (3:59)
That's the kind of hype we need in the audience, guys. I'll stand up. Yeah.
Now what? Now what do I do?

**Tamara** (4:15)
You could salute to AB.