Jared Freid: A Joke About The Family Plan

**Jared Freid** (0:03)
I'm 39, I'm still in The Family Plan.
There we go. Thank you to the people who were. The rest of you can go fuck yourselves. All of you are in The Family Plan, you're looking at me like, this won't be relatable material at all. I guess I have to be vulnerable, I'll be vulnerable. I don't even know what a cell phone bill looks like.
I have to fake conversations, I don't know any of the words. My friend was like, I'm low on data, I'm like, maybe I got some in my pocket for you.
To be honest, I'm never getting off of The Family Plan. Never. My parents can pay until the day they die. It'll be sad when my parents pass.
They'll be like, they're dead. I'll be like, oh no. And then I'll be like, oh no! How will I handle the financial responsibility?
Some of you are getting judgy, fuck you. Some of you are looking at me, you're like, well, I'm 35, by the time I'm 39 Listen, I agree, it's weird to be on The Family Plan at 39 You want an upgrade, you have to call home. That's a weird, mummy! What's your social security number? Why? No reason. People get weird on this topic, I'm talking about money. There was a woman in the show, she yelled out, she goes, it's cheaper! Yeah, so is living in their basement. I'm not rationalizing that, I'm not bringing chicks home being like, the race car bed's economical. Ever given roadhead, like... Watch Jared Freid, The Family Plan, only on Netflix.