Jared Freid: A Joke About Fighting Cobras

Jared Freid (0:03)

And I'll never forget, my mom was fighting with someone I was dating and I was like, I'm gonna go fix it. I'll mediate. And my friend was like, no, no, no, you're not fixing shit. He goes, your wife and your mom, your girlfriend, your mom's like a storm, it either passes or it doesn't. I said, no, I can fix it. And I went and tried to mediate, and that guy was right. It was like dealing with two angry Cobras, like they kept snapping at each other. No regard for my mental health whatsoever. And you can't reason with a Cobra, like I couldn't pull one Cobra aside, be like, chill, chill, chill. Stop it, that Cobra over there makes the best mac and cheese you've ever had. Right? I couldn't go to the other Cobra and be like, enough, enough, that Cobra licks asshole. That's tough to find.

That's tough to find in a Jewish Cobra.

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