Jakob Dylan + Beth Riesgraf (Carolla Classics)

**Adam Carolla** (0:00)
Mom, can you tell me a story? Sure. Once upon a time, a mom needed a new car.

**Bryan Bishop** (0:04)
Was she brave?

**Adam Carolla** (0:05)
She was tired, mostly. But she went to carvana.com and found a great car at a great price. No secret treasure map required.

**Allison Rosen** (0:12)
Did she have to find a dragon?

**Adam Carolla** (0:13)
Nope, she bought it 100% online, from her bed, actually.

**Allison Rosen** (0:16)
Was it scary?

**Allison Rosen** (0:18)
Honey, it was as unscary as car buying could be.

**Bryan Bishop** (0:20)
Did the car have a sunroof?

**Adam Carolla** (0:21)
It did, actually.

**David Wild** (0:23)
Okay, good story.

**Adam Carolla** (0:24)
Car buying you'll want to tell stories about.

**Bryan Bishop** (0:26)
Buy your car today on Carvana.

**Adam Carolla** (0:29)
Delivery fees may apply.
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**Giovanni** (1:18)
Welcome to Corolla Classics, I'm your host super fan, Giovanni, this is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights and fan selected clips from all 17 years of The Adam Carolla Show. If you would like to hear any of these full episodes presented today or any other episodes from The Adam Carolla Show Archive, over 4,200 original episodes, along with the entire archive of The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as the podcast Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's sub stack, adamcarolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classicsatadamcarolla.com. Now as a side note, we cannot play any material on the Love Line or the Calis-X Morning Show, which ran from 2006 to 2009 If you're looking for any of that content, please check out my Patreon, patreon.com/giovanni. There you'll find the most up-to-date information on my archival efforts. We're in the home stretch. All right, let's get to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Corolla Show 881, David Wild, Jakob Dylan in studio. Along with Allison Rosen and Bryan Bishop, this one's from 2012

**SPEAKER_8** (2:11)
No choice but to get on.

**Beth Riesgraf** (2:12)
Does that sound all right to you, Dawson?
What the hell goes on over here? All right, it sounds like hell to me. Good to see you, Allison Rosen.

**Allison Rosen** (2:20)
Hello, Adam Carolla.

**Beth Riesgraf** (2:21)
Good to see you, Paul Bryan. That's right. Yeah. We'll get Jacob Dillon in here soon enough, and David Wilde as well. All right, things to talk about. Still leftover things to talk about.
We'll play a little...

**Bryan Bishop** (2:36)
Sometimes leftover is better than the original.

**Beth Riesgraf** (2:38)
Yeah, warmed over.

**Bryan Bishop** (2:39)
Better than the first dish.

**Beth Riesgraf** (2:40)
Yeah, like a cold meatloaf sandwich.

**Bryan Bishop** (2:43)
I had cold Thai food today. I prefer cold sometimes with pasta and Thai food and noodles. I like cold noodles. They're refrigerated day after noodles.

**Beth Riesgraf** (2:50)
Yeah.

**Bryan Bishop** (2:51)
And that's exactly what you want to talk about. Exactly what you want to talk about.

**Beth Riesgraf** (2:54)
There is something about the congealing effect that I sort of like. When it's overdone, it's no good. Like if you got the pasta primavera, it just turns into a cube of fat at the bottom.

**Allison Rosen** (3:05)
Yeah. If there's chunks of fat, that's no good.

**Beth Riesgraf** (3:07)
Plus, that's like a quick refrigerator trip to the hot dog factory because you're like, this is the shit I was eating last night? This block of lard?
This is what I was eating? It seemed so good when I was eating. It seemed so healthy when I was eating it now. Yeah.

**Allison Rosen** (3:22)
It's like the girl with fake breasts in the morning.

**Beth Riesgraf** (3:24)
Mm-hmm. That's why I kick them out that night.
All right. Let's see. Couple of leftover things. Story, I think would amuse you guys. As I said, we're in Montreal and the flight was canceled, and so we had to get a rental car and drive it to Buffalo. One of the things I really enjoy doing when I'm driving around the country and it's a beautiful country, and there's so much to look at, but I love just pulling over at those diners and those weird places that they don't have, like Cracker Barrel, they don't have, that's so prevalent, like Waffle House, they don't have here and just pull over and just eat there.