Jake Paul

**Theo Von** (0:00)
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Procreate a name for everybody. Can you believe they'll let anybody make a kid? That's wild.

**Jake Paul** (1:54)
I think it's a massive problem. Just like anyone could have a kid.

**Theo Von** (1:59)
It is crazy, bro.

**Jake Paul** (2:02)
Like, when I look at people, I'm like, yo, what the fuck is this guy doing? He's got a fucking kid? He's gonna raise this kid? The kid's gonna be worse?

**Theo Von** (2:13)
Well, we'll talk about Logan after a while, dude, but I'm talking about just in general. I'm just joking, Logan. But I'm talking just about in general, dude. Yeah, the fact that they don't put birth control in the suboxone, first of all, or something like methadone with birth control, you think, and if you don't finish school, you shouldn't get more than one kid, I don't think.

**Jake Paul** (2:38)
There should be a certificate that you gotta fill out some paperwork first to get a kid, bro, to be honest. You gotta pass the IQ test, honestly, or some shit like that.

**Theo Von** (2:47)
Even a low IQ test would be good.

**Jake Paul** (2:51)
These people, and by the way, it's like the movie Idiocracy, which by the way is like fully coming to life.

**Theo Von** (2:58)
Yeah. You mean the historical drama Idiocracy? Yeah. I mean, yeah, I agree. It used to be a comedy movie, but now it's like. It's art now. Yeah.

**Jake Paul** (3:08)
It's like, oh my god, we're here. Yeah. Like, and by the way, Brondo, like the electrolyte drink in it is like prime.

**Theo Von** (3:19)
It's like, bring it up.

**Jake Paul** (3:21)
It has electrolytes.

**Theo Von** (3:22)
Like, bring up Brondo. That's hilarious.

**Jake Paul** (3:25)
It's, dude.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:26)
Bro.

**Theo Von** (3:28)
Bring up a clip from that. Yeah.

**Jake Paul** (3:29)
Bro, and look at the president with the machine gun.

**Theo Von** (3:33)
This looks fucking good.

**Jake Paul** (3:34)
The Brondo's not working.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:36)
Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:40)
Oh, well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:44)
That's good.

**Jake Paul** (3:44)
Yeah, this is where we are.

**Theo Von** (3:46)
Yeah, that's a prime business meeting right there. Yeah. Or that's no, I'm joking. But that, yeah, it's where we are.

**Jake Paul** (3:53)
And by the way, we're Celsius partners. Yeah. We love Celsius.

**Theo Von** (3:57)
Are you Celsius partner?

**Jake Paul** (3:58)
Yeah.

**Theo Von** (3:58)
Yeah.

**Jake Paul** (3:59)
Me and you both. I'll have a little.

**Theo Von** (4:01)
I gave a little of my buddy's cat the other day. Yeah.

**Jake Paul** (4:03)
How did it do?

**Theo Von** (4:04)
He likes kind of the chili cola flavor. He didn't have a lot.

**Jake Paul** (4:07)
Did it like do something cooler or no?

**Theo Von** (4:09)
I mean, we haven't seen him. So this cat is really, it's a wild cat. He's a BLM activist.

**Jake Paul** (4:16)
That cat was living fit, bro. He disappeared.

**Theo Von** (4:20)
He hit a gym like 30 miles away.

**Jake Paul** (4:23)
He turned into a fucking iron marathoner.