Jack Doherty Arrested For Domestic Battery - H3 After Dark #99

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

There is so much NFL on ESPN right now.

Monday Night Football, plus pregame and postgame. NFL Live, NFL Primetime. Everything you need to stay on top of every game, every week.

Ethan Klein (0:14)

Unbelievable.

SPEAKER_1 (0:16)

And now, NFL Network is on the ESPN app. More football, more coverage, more ways to watch. Football's on, all season long, on ESPN and streaming on the ESPN app.

Hila Klein (0:37)

Happy Wednesday, everybody.

Harley Morenstein (0:40)

Wednesday already? I believe it's Saturday night.

Hila Klein (0:43)

It's already Saturday. It's already baby Saturday. Welcome, everybody.

Thank you for being here. How about that main show, huh? How about that show?

Ethan Klein (1:00)

We love it, don't we, folks?

Harley Morenstein (1:03)

I had one of my better laughs a little while ago.

Hila Klein (1:05)

Hang on. Cut. What did you say, Harley?

Harley Morenstein (1:08)

I had one of my better laughs on the main show today, watching it.

Hila Klein (1:12)

Yeah.

Harley Morenstein (1:13)

It was that caller that called in.

Hila Klein (1:15)

Oh, so precious and wholesome.

Harley Morenstein (1:18)

Which one?

Hila Klein (1:20)

The one that was like, yeah, I love this about the show.

And then I also love this about the show. And Tamara is beautiful.

Harley Morenstein (1:29)

Oh, I was talking about the whore from Delaware.

Hila Klein (1:31)

Oh, she was like, I met Hunter Biden's dad. That was so funny.

Harley Morenstein (1:36)

She was like, Hunter Biden this and that. And she was like, I saw his dad.

Hila Klein (1:41)

That was so funny.

Ethan Klein (1:44)

Yeah. She had big hi. I'm in Delaware.

Harley Morenstein (1:46)

It gave the group chat like such a, like at first, I was interested so much in how the person sounded. I was like, is this a character? But then the lore went so deep. I'd be like, no, you have to literally write this and then be mastered improv to be like, yeah, that was, I'm like, she's the real deal.

Ethan Klein (2:03)

Slow talker.

Harley Morenstein (2:04)

I don't know who they are. They should start a podcast, though.

Hila Klein (2:06)

Agree. Yeah.

Harley Morenstein (2:07)

Whoever's in that group chat, just do it.

Hila Klein (2:09)

Whores of Delaware.

Harley Morenstein (2:10)

Look at all these men getting on microphones and talking.

Hila Klein (2:13)

The Delaware whores.

Harley Morenstein (2:14)

Let's get some Delaware whores on microphones.

Hila Klein (2:16)

Yeah, let's fucking go, girls. You don't need much. Look at us.

Harley Morenstein (2:21)

We got a lot.

Hila Klein (2:23)

We do.

David (2:24)

We barely know how to do it.

Harley Morenstein (2:25)

We got David, especially. We got so much handed to us here.

Hila Klein (2:29)

Dude, everyone thinks that you are jaundiced and in trouble.

Harley Morenstein (2:34)

Oh, so you guys noticed my new computer.

Hila Klein (2:38)

Oh, are you in a different location? Is that what's going on?

Harley Morenstein (2:43)

You think you have to go to a new room for a new computer or something? What do you mean?

Hila Klein (2:47)

I don't know.

Harley Morenstein (2:48)

They just moved the computer. I don't move everything.

You're right. I'm in the data center.

SPEAKER_5 (2:54)

Okay. Yeah, guys, they built a data center in my city and they gave me a front row seat.

Hila Klein (3:01)

He's got his feet in the water.

SPEAKER_5 (3:03)

It's already back in my skin.

Harley Morenstein (3:04)

I look sick.

Hila Klein (3:06)

So, okay, so you have a new computer and you're still figuring out the levels.

Harley Morenstein (3:11)

I just, I plugged it in and yeah, I looked like a jaundice or I looked like a cadaver. And I was like, I don't have my setup like this. And Kate was like, oh, so that's how you really look.

Hila Klein (3:25)

Took you a second and then you realized what I had said was great.

Harley Morenstein (3:27)

I didn't realize how dialed in I had it before. Now everyone knows that I was up all night sitting up on the computer.

Hila Klein (3:32)

Maybe the thirst will calm down for a hot second. You know what I mean?

Harley Morenstein (3:36)

Yeah, or it brings out a different crowd.

I remember when I got like fatter and really bearded, and it was just like a completely different guy. And then new people came out that were interested. They had the chasers. They had tattoos, you know?

Hila Klein (3:54)

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Harley Morenstein (3:56)

The chubby chasers.

Hila Klein (3:57)

Yeah.

Ethan Klein (3:58)

Yeah. Yeah. We love that.

Hila Klein (3:59)