⚽ I've got so many football opinions...⚽

**SPEAKER_1** (0:01)
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**Josh Widdicombe** (0:40)
Hello, and welcome to Footballing Hell with Rob Beckett, Josh Widdicombe. Someone who's too lazy to do a separate voice note.

**Rob Beckett** (0:55)
That was three of you off the bounce. Now that is a current player.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:59)
I'll give you a clue.

**Rob Beckett** (1:00)
Current player.

**Josh Widdicombe** (1:01)
I'm in trouble. Would I know who this is?

**Rob Beckett** (1:07)
Yeah.

**Josh Widdicombe** (1:08)
Are they in the England squad? Could they be called up for England reasonably?

**Rob Beckett** (1:16)
Yes, if they have a run of games after a big injury.

**Josh Widdicombe** (1:19)
Cole Palmer?

**Rob Beckett** (1:21)
No. Do we play again?
Rob Beckett. Josh Widdicombe.

**Josh Widdicombe** (1:30)
Oh, yeah. I've got no idea who this is from.

**Rob Beckett** (1:34)
Brummie.

**Josh Widdicombe** (1:36)
Oh, that center back, Tyrone Mings.

**Rob Beckett** (1:42)
Used to play for Aston Villa.

**Josh Widdicombe** (1:43)
Who does he play for now?

**Rob Beckett** (1:44)
This is, I mean, for a football podcast. He plays for Everton at the moment.

**Josh Widdicombe** (1:48)
Yeah, I don't know.

**Rob Beckett** (1:49)
No, he doesn't actually. He played for Everton last year.

**Josh Widdicombe** (1:51)
Oh my God, we are so rubbish.

**Rob Beckett** (1:52)
No, no, no. He was there on loan last year.

**Josh Widdicombe** (1:55)
Oh, you're a mate from the Samsung World.

**Rob Beckett** (2:01)
The Android boys.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:02)
The Android boys?

**Rob Beckett** (2:04)
Yeah, it's Jack Greenish. Jack Greenish.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:06)
There we go.

**Rob Beckett** (2:07)
Yeah, yeah.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:09)
Well, I think Tyrone Mings isn't the worst guess. A player that isn't in and around the England squad that's a Brummie. I don't think that's the end of the world.

**Rob Beckett** (2:17)
It's not the end of the world. That was fine.
Now, Josh, started a different energy to last week. I'm not in centre-parts.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:23)
Well, last week we were on a high because it was one of the great opening weekends of the season.

**Rob Beckett** (2:26)
Oh, unbelievable. I mean, this was pretty good. I mean, I stopped watching Ipswich Man United when Man United went 3-1 up.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:35)
I just can't. I could just... I'm going to say it now, Rob.

**Rob Beckett** (2:38)
I don't know.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:39)
I've got so many opinions. I feel like I'm on Talk Sport.

**Rob Beckett** (2:41)
I've got loads of opinions too. What's one of your opinions?

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:44)
I think that's the weakest...
Right in, if there's ever been a weaker... When was the last 4.3 fixture on a Sunday that was that weak on paper?

**Rob Beckett** (2:56)
I know.

**Josh Widdicombe** (2:57)
That is a Saturday 3 p.m. for my tastes.

**Rob Beckett** (3:00)
Yeah. Man United are home to Ipswich.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:02)
Man United are home. They're not even... Well, they could have an upset. They've got to go to the tractor boys. Terrible nickname.

**Rob Beckett** (3:09)
I quite like that nickname, actually, because I think it's a bit of fun that they're farming, not from chair boys last week. I actually think Red Devils is an embarrassment.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:18)
Yeah, I think Red Devils is embarrassing.

**Rob Beckett** (3:20)
We're cheeky devils.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:21)
Oh, shut up.

**Rob Beckett** (3:22)
And we're red because that's our team's colors.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:24)
Well, Liverpool's is shit. It's just the reds. Fuck here now.

**Rob Beckett** (3:28)
No, but at least that's quite... No, but I think there's a... I quite like that. There's a simplicity to that. There's the reds and the blues in Liverpool.

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:37)
But the toffees.

**Rob Beckett** (3:39)
Oh, aren't they bluenoses as well?

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:41)
I think Everton is strictly the toffees.

**Rob Beckett** (3:44)
Why are they the toffees?

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:44)
What do you think of toffees? Everton Mints is a sweet. What do you think of the toffees as a nickname?

**Rob Beckett** (3:51)
I'd say the... What is it? The Everton Mint?

**Josh Widdicombe** (3:55)
Everton Mints is a sweet.

**Rob Beckett** (3:57)
It's not, I mean, it's not. Hey, it's not.

**SPEAKER_1** (3:59)
It's not a big...

**Rob Beckett** (4:00)
It's not...

**SPEAKER_1** (4:02)
I've never heard of it. It's not polo, is it?