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Unknown caller/guest (misspelled quotes of Rollo) (0:31)

I'm like, man, Rollo Tomassi don't get no hoes, man. Who, like, come on, man, like, who gave Rollo Tomassi this god-tier status? Like, Rollo Tomassi don't get no hoes, man. Like, show me some hoes Rollo Tomassi pulled, you know what I'm saying? Show, like, really, like, y'all act like he really poppin, pushin, pee-like. Y'all actin like he came out the womb saying, pee!

Rollo Tomassi (1:08)

You know, it's a good show, when people are like, I hear your music in my head. You know, we've been thinking about, like, completely cutting the music out of, like, I got to Vegas, and I go, nah.

Rollo Tomassi (1:49)

Again, thank you for being here with me. Once again, on Sunday, for your Sunday sermon, Todd Cloud, myself, Mr. Kyle over in the command center.

Possibly going to have Mike Sartain might join us later on today, because it's going to be an interesting topic. I kind of wanted to throw him into the mix. But before we do, shout out to all my size queens out there.

Unknown (2:14)

Angel, show us your ideal size.

Unknown (2:20)

Without looking.

Unknown (2:24)

Yeah, there.

Rollo Tomassi (2:30)

And then if you do it this way, it's probably about this much.

Unknown (2:37)

Nine inches?

Unknown (2:39)

Look.

Unknown (2:40)

Damn!

Unknown (2:42)

Ten.

Rollo Tomassi (2:43)

Yeah.

Unknown (2:44)

I think like, like that.

Unknown (2:47)

Six inches?

Unknown (2:48)

Yeah.

Unknown (2:49)

Like that size. Seven inches?

Unknown (2:51)

That's perfect.

Unknown (2:52)

Oh, that's my size.

Unknown (2:55)

That.

Unknown (2:58)

She's beautiful.

Rob Henderson (2:58)

Okay. What do you think?

Unknown (brief comments, possibly Kyle) (3:05)

That's like ten.

Unknown (3:06)

I think.

Rob Henderson (3:06)

Wait, wait, wait.

Unknown (3:08)

Yeah.

Unknown guest (female speaker discussing women's preferences) (3:09)

That's crazy.

Rob Henderson (3:11)

My shit.

Unknown (3:12)

Like, it's cool, like, right here.

Unknown guest (mentions leaving) (3:14)

I don't want you to. No, no, Gio's shit, like, right here.

Unknown (3:16)

Bro, ayo.

Unknown guest (mentions leaving) (3:17)

I'm not doing it again. That's how I ended up here in the first.

Rollo Tomassi (3:23)

All right, this has been Making the Rounds. I can hardly wait to hear what people have to say about this.

Unknown (3:28)

There's a story behind this.

Rollo Tomassi (3:29)

Jake Monroe, shout out to Jake Monroe.

Unknown caller/guest (misspelled quotes of Rollo) (3:32)

You can look me down in my eyes.

Rob Henderson (3:33)

If you say do it, I would. OK, OK, OK.

Unknown (3:37)

You're saying this, and now I'm going to like test it.

Unknown caller/guest (misspelled quotes of Rollo) (3:40)

OK, what do we just give me like one.

Unknown (brief comments, possibly Kyle) (3:43)

Would you bark for me?

Unknown (3:50)

I love where you're looking at me like, yeah, you know what?

Rob Henderson (3:52)

I'm like, I know exactly what to do.

Unknown (3:55)

You know.

Rollo Tomassi (3:56)

All right, I have a confession to make. I actually know this.

Unknown (4:00)

She she lives in Vegas.

Rollo Tomassi (4:05)

Yeah, she is, according to according to Jake Monroe, she is a goth tourist. She is Belle Delphine with like vampire fangs.

Rob Henderson (4:27)

Holy shit.

Unknown (4:30)

Hey, what's that?

Rob Henderson (4:32)

It was at this moment that he knew he up.

Unknown (4:39)

No way, no way. Today.

Merry Christmas.

Unknown (female guest reading Reddit post) (5:03)

Merry Christmas, dad. What's this?

Rob Henderson (5:07)

No, please no.

Unknown (5:10)

This is a setup.

Rob Henderson (5:11)

What the this? Fuck off.

What's happening?

Unknown guest (mentions leaving) (5:14)

I'm pregnant.

Rob Henderson (5:16)

I told you you were. I told you.

Unknown guest (mentions leaving) (5:24)

I just took this.

Rollo Tomassi (5:36)

I want another one.

Rob Henderson (5:39)

I want, who would have want another one after this?

Unknown caller/guest (misspelled quotes of Rollo) (5:42)

Me.

Unknown (5:43)

I would have want another one after this. It's six children.

Unknown caller/guest (misspelled quotes of Rollo) (5:46)

What's that?

Unknown guest (female speaker discussing women's preferences) (5:47)

No. No.

No. You're lying, this is your old one. Please tell me this is your old one. There's no way.

Unknown (6:01)

We can not do it, Brianna.

Rollo Tomassi (6:16)

Why can't you stop doing that?

Unknown guest (female speaker discussing women's preferences) (6:20)

I'm pregnant.

Rollo Tomassi (6:22)

Wait, where did you go?

Unknown caller/guest (misspelled quotes of Rollo) (6:23)

You have the whole filmmaker.

Unknown guest (mentions leaving) (6:27)

We don't need these. Yeah, we do.

Unknown guest (female speaker discussing women's preferences) (6:29)

I'm pregnant. I'm not happy.

Mike Sartain (6:40)

Don't stop it.