Insane Mrbeast Leaks & Exclusive Reckless Ben Updates! - H3 Show #278

**Ethan Klein** (0:00)
What is up, everybody? It's Ethan Klein, coming at you live from sunny, beautiful Los Angeles, California, home of the libs, high taxes, homeless people. Everybody hates California.
Fires, it's always on fire, except people still want to live here.
Maybe it's because it's perfect. Really, the weather is perfect. Everything else is a disaster. Uh, Dan, I can't hear you, you're... You're... I don't... Oh, I don't... Okay. Uh, today we're... I can't hear you. You're talking to me. The audience can't hear you. I'm just talking to myself now.

**Hila Klein** (0:41)
Ha ha ha.

**Ethan Klein** (0:42)
Ha ha ha. Who's that? Who's that?

**AB** (0:46)
Very nervous shirt.

**Ethan Klein** (0:48)
Oh, it's my boy. Only because you're here.

**AB** (0:50)
Holy poop.

**Ethan Klein** (0:53)
Hey, watch your mouth, freak. Today's episode is sponsored by Wild Alaskan Salmon. Mm, yummy.
K-Eaf shirts are available for everybody at h3freeshop.com. The men's one is coming soon. Orders close sometime. So I guess they're... We have a limited supply even though it's a preorder, so it looks like there's extra small through extra XL. Still available for you. Thank you.
Hunter Biden's been popping off on Twitter, huh? The Biden family legacy is secured thanks to crack, smoking, prostitutes, slamming... Hunter Biden. He brought swag back to the Biden name. And everybody is buzzing.
This guy said, bullshit, that was your bag of coke in the White House. It most definitely was not. I would not have forgotten my drugs. Come on, who are you kidding, huh?

**Nate** (2:11)
Come on, man.

**Ethan Klein** (2:12)
Come on, hairy legs.

**Zach Louis** (2:14)
What a stupid son of a bitch.

**Ethan Klein** (2:16)
I got hairy legs coming off my...
Guess what? What?

**Dan Fucks** (2:22)
A big lie.

**Ethan Klein** (2:25)
I like what he says, grows the economy better. Guess what? What?

**SPEAKER_8** (2:29)
Grows the economy.

**Ethan Klein** (2:30)
Cocaine?

**Nate** (2:31)
Hurts nobody.

**Ethan Klein** (2:33)
Cocaine hurts nobody?

**Zach Louis** (2:34)
Benefits everybody.

**Ethan Klein** (2:36)
Are you sure? That seems far-fetched.

**Lena** (2:39)
Dan's a good man!

**Ethan Klein** (2:41)
That I agree with. Manny says, your paintings, who gives a fuck? I want to know how much coke you snorted before posting this tweet. And if you're going to be mean, at least get it right. I smoked crack.
I would never have wasted coke on snorting it. Oh, man. That's funny.
I wouldn't really know the difference. I mean, I've tried... I've smoked crack one time, but not enough to get a measurable feel. In fact, maybe I could get Hunter on and ask him about it.

**Dan Bilzerian** (3:06)
Have you never done coke?

**Ethan Klein** (3:09)
No, I've done coke, but I didn't...

**Dan Bilzerian** (3:10)
So you've done coke and crack. What do you mean you can't smoke?

**Ethan Klein** (3:12)
Because when I smoked... Dan, if you were listening, you would understand. That's a big game, man. When I smoked crack, I hit it very... coily.
And I didn't feel it. I just smoked a little bit of crack.

**Dan Bilzerian** (3:24)
You didn't feel it.

**Ethan Klein** (3:25)
Yeah. I just smoked a little bit of crack.

**Dan Bilzerian** (3:28)
You just feel different, dude.

**Ethan Klein** (3:31)
You know how they say, like... They went to these monasteries in Tibet with these, like, high, super high and ultimate enlightenment monks, and they gave them acid, and they didn't feel anything?

**Dan Bilzerian** (3:44)
I don't... I have heard that. I feel like that story has to be bullshit.

**Ethan Klein** (3:48)
I agree. I agree. But they say that. But anyway, that's me with crack. Gotcha.
They might be calling in today, actually, eh? Are Mormons lined up?

**Dan Bilzerian** (4:00)
No.

**Ethan Klein** (4:01)
No, they're not lined up.

**Dan Bilzerian** (4:02)
They're not.

**Ethan Klein** (4:03)
Well, they got back to us anyway. We can talk to them. It turns out they're like kind of. They're they're chud. They're chuddy as fuck, right? Holy poop. But that could be fun. I don't know. I heard one of their takes was that what was the one I was laughing about? He had like the craziest conspiracy. It was that something about turning people gay.
I know. I know. It's crazy. It was in chat today. It was this morning. It was in the Discord. Hunter, I'd vote for you, but even if you're so... even if you're sober, which is great, I'll require at least one crack joke campaign ad to pledge my loyalty. How about, let's take another crack with Biden?
Oh, man. That would be funny. I feel like he would get a lot of votes just because nobody cares about anything anymore.