I'm Dropping The Lawsuit - H3 Show #282

**Dan Fucks** (0:00)
Hey, I just Venmo'd you for rent.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:02)
Nice, now I can instantly spend it whether I'm checking out online with Venmo or using the Venmo debit card.

**Zach** (0:07)
Say more.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:09)
More exactly, because the more you do with Venmo, the more you get, like earning up to 5% cash back with Venmostash on a bundle of brands.

**Dan Fucks** (0:16)
So, order more pizza.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:18)
The math demands it.

**Zach** (0:19)
Get the Venmo debit card.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:21)
Venmostash bundle terms and exclusions apply. See terms at venmo.me slash that's terms. Venmo checkout not available at all merchants. Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank NA.

**Ethan Klein** (0:32)
What is up, people of the nation? No, the world. No, the universe in all multi-dimensions. That's right. I think I got everybody covered. It's Ethan Klein coming at you live from California, Los Angeles. It's a squatcher out there, folks.
Shout out, Kate. Women in basketball. Shout out to our wonderful sponsor today, Policy Genius. Thank you to them.
So a little bit of good news, Kate, as you guys, not our Kate, the 12-year-old bride, Kate, Ian's boxing or his boxing coach's wife.
She said some really good news with me that in California, she's successfully got a measure on the state legislative ballot to make marriage to anyone under 18 illegal without exception. We learned talking to her, to our horror, that there basically was still some exemptions, like religious exemptions and stuff like that, that allowed people to marry basically children of any age. Yeah. That was horrifying. And so she's successfully got it on the ballot. She's going to call that one and tell us how to contact our representatives and make sure that. That's awesome. It gets pushed through. So let's do that.

**Love** (2:12)
Why wasn't that already a law? Hello?
That's crazy.

**Ethan Klein** (2:15)
So she actually explained. She said she's tried to get it on before and then it just gets dropped because they say there's not enough public interest.

**Love** (2:25)
Yeah, I think they should call that. Do a national poll.

**Ethan Klein** (2:29)
Right. I feel like most people wouldn't be able to do that. I think there's national interest because people already assume that shit was illegal.

**Dan Fucks** (2:36)
Yeah, exactly. Do you think pedos are sending letters as well? Like, leave it?

**Ethan Klein** (2:41)
Honestly, probably. We could say this is infringing on our religious rights.
I could see that argument. I don't know what else they could possibly say. What's that, Tom? You're muted.

**Tom** (2:52)
Oh, sorry. I remember she was saying there was pushback from certain groups against it.

**Ethan Klein** (2:58)
Well, let's ask her. She's telling in that one. Yeah. So that's good news. I'm coming at you a little bit.
Teddy Fresh got a new summer dropout. Head on over to teddyfresh.com. That's right. We got the bikinis. That's right. People are raving about the bikinis. They're comfortable. They fit well. They look great. We've got the Technicolor Tie-Dye Jacket, folks. Made of twill.
The summer Teddy Fresh Caps in all different colors. Yes. Yes. We got this one. We got the blue one. We got the brown one. We got that one, whatever those colors are. What do those colors mean to you? We got the One Piece. And I'm not talking about Goldar Rogers' stash. Although it is that good. One Piece fans, anyone?
Nobody in this office.

**Dan** (3:58)
I don't watch cartoons made for children.

**Ethan Klein** (4:02)
That is not made for children, bro. Trust me.
Have you seen the cleavage on these characters? That would be insane to let kids watch that.

**Love** (4:12)
Yeah, it's made for 40-year-olds.

**Ethan Klein** (4:14)
I mean, honestly, I do wonder what's the average demo. It's a lot higher, then.

**Dan** (4:19)
More on more on Lakari later.

**Ethan Klein** (4:21)
Well, come on.

**Love** (4:22)
Oh, little below.

**Ethan Klein** (4:24)
You know, come on, that's not fair.

**Love** (4:26)
No, it's not.

**Ethan Klein** (4:27)
That's not racist.
Finding new friends is hard. It sure is, you know. I love that shirt and the shorts, too. Check it out and the hat, you know what I mean? Check it out. Summer, guys. Treat yourself. Let's get pool ready. Also, last H3 merch drop before the break, via the VIP Deluxe Superstar members have 48 hours to get 20% off. All that info is going to be in the community post on YouTube. But guess what it is? It's the Guante shirt, baby.

**Tom** (5:01)
Guante.

**Ethan Klein** (5:01)
Let him know. We're...

**Tom** (5:05)
Guante.

**Ethan Klein** (5:05)
We just joined the Gloving community. Right? That's what it is. Guante.