I Watched Hereditary For The 1st Time & I Have a Lot To Say - H3 Show #318

SPEAKER_1 (0:30)

Woo, woo, woo.

SPEAKER_2 (0:31)

Right, all right.

This episode is brought to you by Anson's, actually. More on that later. We're gonna be trying some of these amazing Hila Klein edition Anson's Chockettes, and we're gonna be really looking forward to that. How's everybody doing? Apologies again about Ethan being absent. He, I mean, presumably he's still sick. We actually have not heard from him.

SPEAKER_3 (0:55)

Not today.

SPEAKER_2 (0:56)

Not today, not yesterday. I think like after.

SPEAKER_3 (1:00)

Today's Friday? I think yesterday afternoon is the last time he was in chat.

SPEAKER_2 (1:04)

I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_3 (1:06)

You don't think he wasn't he wasn't in chat yesterday?

SPEAKER_2 (1:09)

I think it was probably like two or three days ago.

SPEAKER_5 (1:14)

What is that sound?

SPEAKER_3 (1:17)

Really?

SPEAKER_2 (1:17)

You hear that? What is that?

SPEAKER_3 (1:20)

What is that? You hear like a knocking.

SPEAKER_1 (1:22)

What?

SPEAKER_2 (1:27)

Oh my god, no way. Is there somebody in there?

Ethan Klein (1:30)

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_1 (1:31)

Dude! What the?

SPEAKER_10 (1:33)

For five days.

SPEAKER_11 (1:35)

How did you not hear me?

SPEAKER_12 (1:36)

I've been in here. What do you mean? I've been in here for five days, screaming help, shaking and banging on the coffin. I listened to all the fucking shows when you sat there and pretended to be me, trying to take over the show while I was in.

SPEAKER_2 (1:49)

I wasn't really pretending to be you.

SPEAKER_12 (1:50)

You were trying to be me.

SPEAKER_11 (1:52)

I was trying to do my own thing.

SPEAKER_12 (1:53)

Yeah. Oh my God, my feet are atrophied. I need help getting out. I can't walk.

SPEAKER_7 (1:57)

I haven't moved in five days.

SPEAKER_12 (1:58)

You're pathetic. you.

SPEAKER_2 (2:01)

Olivia said that. Olivia said you were in the chat yesterday. Why don't you say something?

SPEAKER_3 (2:04)

Yeah, why didn't you say I'm stuck?

SPEAKER_12 (2:06)

She's lying. You guys are all lying.

SPEAKER_2 (2:07)

Help! Close that back up. Yeah, I think the show was kind of going better with him in many ways.

SPEAKER_14 (2:12)

I don't think liars are really good to host.

SPEAKER_2 (2:16)

All right, fine. He's just going to be annoying the whole fucking time.

SPEAKER_3 (2:19)

He looks so frail.

SPEAKER_15 (2:20)

All right.

SPEAKER_11 (2:22)

I was laying in here since the beginning of the week.

SPEAKER_12 (2:27)

And you guys heard me screaming for help and begging on this tin fucking carpet.

SPEAKER_11 (2:35)

And you did nothing to help me.

SPEAKER_12 (2:37)

Bring me out. And now you want to pretend like nothing happened.

You want to pretend like nothing happened and just throw me in my chair. And I'm not a cadaver for you guys to roll around. And okay, I was in there for 90 hours.

SPEAKER_5 (3:10)

Wait, I just realized the word is back too.

Ethan Klein (3:44)

Don't feel insipid for that. It's cute, I like it.

SPEAKER_5 (3:47)

I like it too.

SPEAKER_13 (3:48)

It's just from the dome, bro.

Ethan Klein (3:50)

Really?

SPEAKER_13 (3:50)

Yeah, it's just here, it just comes to me.

Ethan Klein (3:53)

It feels a little bit like a fashion fucking. Well, I'll come back. Honestly, listen.

SPEAKER_14 (3:59)

So nice to have you back.

Ethan Klein (4:00)

Everybody's missed you.

SPEAKER_5 (4:02)

I can't help but notice the reaction to Tom being back so different than Ethan being back.

Ethan Klein (4:06)

Yeah, he thought I was dead. I think people are still probably processing it, guys.

SPEAKER_14 (4:11)

Yeah. It'll hit him later.

Ethan Klein (4:15)

Holy, man. Why does my face look like that? Wait, what happened?

SPEAKER_3 (4:19)

I think in Fifth Period.

Ethan Klein (4:21)

I don't remember getting in the coffin.

SPEAKER_3 (4:24)

No, in Fifth Period, you slammed your face into the desk.

Ethan Klein (4:27)

I did?

SPEAKER_3 (4:28)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_2 (4:30)

Over and over again.

Ethan Klein (4:31)

No!

SPEAKER_3 (4:32)

But it wasn't you.

SPEAKER_2 (4:33)

Yeah, I tried to stop you. That was the recording.

Ethan Klein (4:36)

Are we in Fifth Period together? Anyway, we're referencing the movie Heredity, which we're going to be... Heredity.

SPEAKER_2 (4:43)

Heredity.

Ethan Klein (4:44)

Yep.

SPEAKER_2 (4:45)

Heredity now.

Ethan Klein (4:47)

Hereditary. Hereditary. Yeah. Yeah. Hereditary, which we all watched. I watched it last night by myself in the dark. Wow, I'm so amazing.

SPEAKER_7 (4:56)

Wow.

Ethan Klein (4:56)

So did I.

SPEAKER_7 (4:57)

So brave.

Ethan Klein (4:58)

You did it?

So amazing, so brave, but incredible. Gabe is here because it's Friday, baby woo.

SPEAKER_7 (5:05)

It's the weekend.

SPEAKER_10 (5:06)

Yeah, it is.

Ethan Klein (5:08)