I Watched Halloween For The 1st Time & I Have a Lot To Say - H3 Show #316

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Hello, everybody.

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Halloween time is upon us. It's the first Halloween movie review. Friday, October 9th. We are here, we are ready. We're reviewing Halloween from 1978

Pretty close, though. It was pretty close. I have never seen this film. I've seen bits and pieces, but I've never watched the whole thing. And let's take a look around. By the way, it's sponsored today by telehealth.gg.

Shout out. So I am, of course, the heroine, the, what do you call the heroine in the slasher movies?

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The final girl.

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The final girl. I'm the final girl. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of savage Jason's.

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Not Jason. That is Friday the 13th.

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Mike.

Mike what? Mike Meyers.

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Shout out Michael.

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Michael Meyers.

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Yeah, Mike Meyers is someone else.

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See that, that explains why Gabe showed up like that.

I made the same mistake. Yeah, baby. Gabe.

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Gabe was awesome.

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Thank you.

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It's Friday, baby. Mike Meyers says, Oh, Groovy baby.

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Oh, I made the same mistake. It's, there's Mike Meyers, which is the guy, you know, from Austin Powers and Michael Meyers is the murderer from Halloween. Yeah, that's so confusing, the same name.

So, but, you want to change or you comfortable with that?

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I'm good right the way it is.

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Yeah, baby.

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Yeah, baby. Come on.

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Yeah.

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All right. They're trying to kill me and he's trying to fuck me. Come on.

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It will be.

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Anywho, I after watching the movie, I have to say, Jamie, Jamie, jug, jug, Lee, Jamie Lee, jug, Lee, me, Curtis, Jamie, the Curtis.

Her, her jugs are actually not featured in this film at all, but there are jugs, but not hers. There's some really nice jugs in this film.

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I strongly disagree.

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Really?

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You didn't think they were nice?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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I think if you truly appreciate jugs, they were featured.

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Agreed.

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Just because you didn't see the full thing, they were there and they looked incredible.

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So what are you disagreeing with?

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She's not disagreeing.

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I mean, she's agreeing that there's a lot of good jugs, right?

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There's nuance to jug featuredness.

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Tamara, I understand you.

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She's saying that saying that her jugs, Jamie Lee Curtis' jugs, aren't featured.

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It's incorrect.

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It's showing that you do not have true appreciation for jugs.

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First of all. Right, Tamara?

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That's exactly, Dan. Thank you.

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What I mean is that they weren't bared.

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They were featured, but they weren't bared.

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They were covered. They were covered.

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She's saying that Michael's sister had nice jugs, and it's a shame what happened to her.

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But also the girl at the end had nice jugs, too.

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May I get a word in here?

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No.

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No, Douglas.

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May I finish my point?

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Dressed as little Michael. So cute.

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From the Jackson 5?

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Little Michael at the very beginning of the movie murders his sister, who's the one with the nice jugs.

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We don't know why.

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Well, we're not reviewing it yet, but no, we don't know why, and they never explain why. And it's part of the reason that I fucking didn't like this movie.

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That's a dumb reason to hate it, but okay.

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Well, I have a lot of reasons.

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How is that a dumb reason?

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I mean, I didn't understand Can the Hat, so.

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All right, here we go. We're already getting into it, guys.

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No, no, no.

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We'll get to that later.

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Ethan.

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Who said that?

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I might be with you.

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We'll talk.

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Okay.

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Just know I'm the last to survive, so take that for what you will. But yeah, there's like eight Mike Halloween's, I guess, and so you guys are all.

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At least eight.

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It could be higher than that. There's a bunch more.

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You all have different masks for different years.

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Did you introduce who Dan is?

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Oh, Dan is Dr. Shaquinus. I don't know who that is.

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No, Loomis. Dr. Loomis.

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Dr. Loomis.