I Have To Talk About The Asmongold Situation - H3 Show #276 artwork

I Have To Talk About The Asmongold Situation - H3 Show #276

H3 Podcast

June 3, 2026

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Speakers: Ethan Klein, AB, Nate, Dan, Love, Zach
**Ethan Klein** (0:07)
What is up, everybody? This is Ethan Klein coming at you live from Los Angeles, California. Happy Pride Month.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:16)
Really?

**SPEAKER_3** (0:17)
Pride Month?

**Ethan Klein** (0:21)
Pride Month, guys. Everybody get your staghorns out for Pride.

**SPEAKER_2** (0:24)
Really?

**Ethan Klein** (0:29)
You know what I'm talking about? This is a staghorn, and I resent the comparison, sir.
Today, we're sponsored by Ridge Wallet. Thank you. So excited. This thing is going to make get a lot of mileage. This was a good investment for a hundred bucks. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby.
Send me, I got, hold on. I feel like I need to see a real stag. I've lost sight of the real sound. Stag call. Real? I don't know.

**AB** (1:10)
I got it.

**Ethan Klein** (1:10)
Yeah, yeah, send me.

**AB** (1:11)
Oh.

**Ethan Klein** (1:12)
Right here. There's a pa- There's actually, for some reason, a lot of these. Thank you, Lena.
Ooh, that's a good one. Oh, okay.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:38)
Everybody's coming.

**Ethan Klein** (1:52)
I feel like I'm good at it. I feel like I can compete with those goofy-hatted Germans. Like, I don't think I will get like a one. Is one good? If one or five was the worst one I remember. One is good, that's you came in one second. Like, I don't think I will get a five. I actually think I'll get on the scoreboard.
I love it, dude.
It's not that hard, you just need a good tool. You're going to look so hot. Happy Pride Month, everybody. I got lube all over my lip. Unlubed, unchained, unlubed.

**Nate** (2:56)
Julie Turcotte.

**Ethan Klein** (2:58)
Shout out to KateEath101, that's us, h3h3shop.com. It's now available for everybody, and stay tuned, we're putting out a male version soon.
But check how good they look, folks. She's so cool, she doesn't care. She doesn't even care.
Literally, who even are you, and why are you looking at me? KateEath101. Lena, working it, of course. That's the KateEath101 shirt. Head over to h3h3shop.com. Remember, it shares a cart with teddyfresh.com, and Teddy Glow, he put them all together, you know? All today. I'll let you guys know when the min version drops is coming to.

**AB** (3:46)
Hi, this is AB, and you're listening to KETH.

**SPEAKER_7** (3:49)
KETH.

**Ethan Klein** (3:53)
Okay. When did you film that? When did you record that, AB?

**AB** (3:57)
Honestly, I don't even know. I don't know where they came from. I had nothing to do with that.

**Dan** (4:01)
A while ago.

**AB** (4:01)
It must have been like three years ago.

**Dan** (4:03)
We have a few of those.

**Ethan Klein** (4:03)
Wait, guys, where's the stingers? I feel like I want all of those running at all times.

**Dan** (4:09)
What stingers?

**Ethan Klein** (4:10)
The bottom, the goofy...

**AB** (4:12)
Like the ones we made for Green Screen?

**Dan** (4:15)
Mm-mm, oh, those are bugs.

**Ethan Klein** (4:19)
Doesn't bother me.

**Dan** (4:19)
You can't call everything a stinger. We were just having a discussion about this yesterday.
Me and Tamara. That stinger is an overused term in broadcast. Every department calls something a stinger.

**Ethan Klein** (4:31)
You want me to call it a bug? Because I don't think people even know what that means.

**Dan** (4:34)
I know what it means.

**Ethan Klein** (4:36)
Can we bring back the bugs? Why do we stop with the bugs?

**Dan** (4:38)
There it is.

**Ethan Klein** (4:40)
Like this needs to be on rotation, and we need to be updating it.

**AB** (4:45)
We need to add new crew members to it.

**Ethan Klein** (4:46)
We need to add new crew. Exactly. I mean, so who are we missing from it?

**AB** (4:50)
Tamara, I don't... Nate, did you make any?

**Ethan Klein** (4:53)
Nope. Wow.
We got a new one.

**Dan** (4:56)
Should we make a new one right now?

**Ethan Klein** (4:57)
Wait, wait, wait. Nate, Tamara, and then when Harley and Kate are here, we got to get of them a bunch.

**Dan** (5:05)
Yeah.

**Ethan Klein** (5:07)
We...

**Dan** (5:07)
Yeah.

**Ethan Klein** (5:07)
And we can even do it for After Dark coming up next.

**Dan** (5:10)
Oh, that's good. That's real good.

**Nate** (5:14)
Hi, this is Nate.

**Ethan Klein** (5:15)
Back to you.

**Dan** (5:16)
Should we do a Nate 1 Live right now on the show?

**Ethan Klein** (5:19)
We could. You want to hop up here? You want to hop up here and just slam one out? Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate. You don't have to. I want to peer press you.
But if you don't-

**Nate** (5:34)
I just don't know what I do.

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