Hunter Biden Launches Crypto Meme Coin After Stealing Channel 5 Email List - H3 Show #304

Hila Klein (0:00)

Hello, everybody!

Ethan Klein (0:02)

Welcome to the H3 Show, coming at you live from Los Angeles, California. We're in the studio, we're having fun, we got lots to talk about. The whole gang is here. Come on. Today we are, hey, it's the Brady Bunch. Wow. Look at us.

All right, the whole gang is here. Today we're sponsored by Bellesa.

And PrizeFix, thank you so much to our lovely sponsors. Got an action-packed show. Action-packed week and next week. All so many great things in the works. Been a long weekend. I, gee whiz, when was the last show we did on Thursday?

Right, Friday. So I missed Monday. No. Wasn't I sick on Friday?

Ethan Klein (0:50)

You were sick on Wednesday?

Ethan Klein (0:52)

Today's Wednesday. Oh. Last one. I just, okay. Whatever, guys.

We're back, okay?

It is what it is. Everyone have a nice long weekend to honor the laborers. You guys are laborers. You know that? Do you feel like that? Anyone feel like a laborer in here?

Dan Fucks (1:12)

Absolutely, I do. I was laboring all weekend for Labor Day.

Ethan Klein (1:16)

Yeah?

Dan Fucks (1:17)

Yeah.

Ethan Klein (1:17)

Doing what?

Dan Fucks (1:18)

Straight through.

I was laboring for my wife, helping her out at a convention down in San Diego. And then on Monday, my parents told me to work building a shed all day.

SPEAKER_6 (1:29)

Give it up for the laborers.

Dan Fucks (1:30)

Ballistering heat.

Ethan Klein (1:32)

It was. Yeah.

SPEAKER_6 (1:34)

So yeah, I'm a laborer, okay?

Ethan Klein (1:36)

Can we give it up to the proletariat guys, please? Not yourselves on the back. I believe I'm a member of that class as well.

Yeah, give it up for Mao Zedong, everybody.

Hila Klein (1:50)

That's not the proletariat.

Ethan Klein (1:51)

All right, Ethan, you didn't invite me to your house on Sunday.

Ethan Klein (1:55)

I didn't invite anyone to my house on Sunday, did I?

Ethan Klein (1:57)

Yeah, but I asked and you said you would.

Ethan Klein (1:59)

Oh, you were, okay, you were holding on to that. I was talking about another Sunday.

Zach Louis (2:05)

I was there, Nate.

Ethan Klein (2:05)

I don't know where.

Ethan Klein (2:06)

No, no, no, no. He wasn't there.

Zach Louis (2:09)

We had a grand old time.

Ethan Klein (2:10)

We didn't. You know, Zach's full of shit. He would. Zach, you're besides me.

You're the last person I would expect to show up to anything.

Zach Louis (2:18)

That's true. It's very much true. I don't go anywhere. I go home. I like home.

Ethan Klein (2:23)

I like home.

Zach Louis (2:24)

Home is safe.

Ethan Klein (2:24)

Home is safe.

Zach Louis (2:25)

Yeah.

Ethan Klein (2:27)

You know, the weather was so crazy out here. It was just started raining. You know, it's been like humid, moist.

Dan Fucks (2:33)

Florida weather sucks.

Ethan Klein (2:36)

Yeah. Leave that Republican fucking weather out in the East Coast. Bullshit.

Dan Fucks (2:40)

The fucking wang of the states.

Ethan Klein (2:41)

Get out of here with that fucking conservative Jeb Bush ass weather.

Anywho, what do we got today?

A lot. How much topics we got a lot. We're going to have any. Do we got downtime? No. See, I'm mixing up the let me think. The 21 Savage song.

Because he has a song where he goes, a lot, a lot. How many bitches you got? A lot. How much money you got? A lot. How many haters you got? A lot. How many money you got? A lot. How many people beat? How many shots you take? A lot. How many shots you give? A lot. Are you respected on the street? A lot.

Dan Fucks (3:32)

How many members did Rivendell just give?

Ethan Klein (3:35)

A lot.

Thank you, Rivendell. Actually, I like that 21 Savage song, even though it's obvious a e-photie, a rip of, yup, nope. Let's take a call. Hi, this is Ethan Klein. How many calls you got? A lot. What can I do for you?

Hila Klein (3:53)

I have something really important to say.

Ethan Klein (3:56)

Okay. I'm all yours.

SPEAKER_6 (3:59)

I stand with Tamara, the Cat in the Hat, live action.

Ethan Klein (4:02)

All right. Thanks for calling.

Olivia Smirl (4:06)

Thank you, caller.

Ethan Klein (4:08)

I knew where she was going tomorrow. We have a lot to get to today.

Olivia Smirl (4:12)

Good caller. Respectable caller.

Ethan Klein (4:14)

Yeah. Thank you for the call. I appreciate that.

Olivia Smirl (4:17)

I don't really care very much.

Ethan Klein (4:18)

Actually, now is a good time to bring up Cat in the Hat. So obviously, Tamara was lobbying to buy the suit.