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Humans vs. Robots, Dolly Drama & Do It Bitch!

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

September 23, 2026

The robots are officially fighting back, and unfortunately they already appear to have the upper hand. This comedy podcast kicks off with the viral video of Frankie LaPenna stepping into a cage with a six-foot humanoid robot that throws punches, lands kicks and sends him flying across the mat.

Speakers King Scott, Rafe, Ella Langley, Jeff Garlin

TopicsComedySociety & Culture

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

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King Scott (0:34)

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SPEAKER_3 (1:03)

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And I do want to get somebody qualified for a trip to New York City to see a taping of The Tonight Show, starring Jimmy Fallon. That's right, we're back on Wednesday morning here with another shot at cash and a trip, courtesy of The Tonight Show, starring Jimmy Fallon on NBC. So every morning this week on The Rizz Show, we're giving away a $250 MX gift card, plus each LA winner gets instantly qualified for our grand prize, a trip for two to New York City to see a live taping of The Tonight Show, starring Jimmy Fallon. So caller number one to hit the phone lines right now with the correct answer to last night's show trivia question, takes home the gift card and punches their ticket to the New York City trip drawn. 314-624-3833, 314-624-3833, so here's today's question from last night's episode. So on last night's episode of The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, in what unusual manner did musical guest Brandon Flowers answer his interview questions?

In what unusual manner did musical guest Brandon Flowers answer his interview questions? First person through with the right answer, you get the gift card and you get qualified for the trip to New York City. And remember, if you miss out on the phones, head to 105.7thepoint.com or tap open the Point mobile app for an extra bonus chance to score a $250 MX gift card. I don't know. Phones light up.

SPEAKER_6 (3:45)

I'm so jealous of this grand prize.

SPEAKER_5 (3:48)

Yeah, you're a Jimmy Fallon fan.

SPEAKER_6 (3:49)

I am. I've always liked that guy and I've always wanted to go see a taping of something like that, so it's very cool.

SPEAKER_3 (3:56)

I've never been to a taping of a show like that.

SPEAKER_6 (4:00)

Really? Well, I guess you were on that show, right?

SPEAKER_3 (4:03)

What, Beach is Am?

SPEAKER_6 (4:04)

Yeah, so you got to kind of be, you had like the old-

SPEAKER_3 (4:07)

I want to be in the audience. I would like to go to SNL.

SPEAKER_6 (4:09)

Yes.

Rafe (4:10)

It's awesome.

SPEAKER_6 (4:11)

You've done it?

Rafe (4:12)

I have.

SPEAKER_6 (4:13)

Oh my God, that's so cool.

Rafe (4:13)

I was on the Lena Dunham, The National episode.

SPEAKER_1 (4:18)

The National performed?

Rafe (4:19)

The National was the musical guest, Lena Dunham was the host. We actually got to go to the dress rehearsal, which I liked more because you see more.

SPEAKER_6 (4:26)

Who was the cast at the time? Like what year was this?

Rafe (4:29)

Oh, probably 2017

I want to say it was like Cecily Strong, Mike O'Brien was on the show then. I was early on when Kate McKinnon. Oh, that's good.

SPEAKER_6 (4:41)

2014

Rafe (4:43)

Okay, it was 2014 Life has gotten away from me.

Got them old.

SPEAKER_6 (4:49)

2014 cast of SNL, I bet. Let's see.

SPEAKER_3 (4:51)

So that's Selena Dunham was doing.

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