Huge Love Island Scandal, Connor Murphy Death Scandal - H3 Show #285

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Hello, everybody. Welcome back. It's nice to be here on the new set coming at you from July 15th, 2026 It's the H3 Show Podcast Experience.
Got a heck of a show here. We're doing some tweaking here in the office. So we're a little bit late, but it's 100% not my fault. Kate was late.
That's absolutely true. Dan, and I was here waiting. I was waiting. I was waiting. I was waiting. When you came here, who was here? Was someone already waiting? Nobody. Are you implying you because I didn't see you? What? Are you trolling? Are you trolling me right now? I don't know, but I know I was here. I'll vouch for Arley. He was here. I opened Zoom, and he was already in the waiting room. I was impressed.
I don't even want to tell Dan how long I was waiting for him. Hey, take it easy. I just had your back. Dan was late. You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? It's because I read the time wrong. I thought it was for two. That's that a boy. You were here for an hour, eh? Or you probably showed up like 45 minutes late, and you ended up 15 minutes early. Yeah, it's 2.05. I don't know. I think my dad's a cuck. No, don't say that. Is that you? Who is that? Is that you, Harley? Your dad is a cuck. It's old. I was doing, I don't know, I was doing a loose bit. It wasn't good. My dad has never recovered his honor. Has he heard that? Probably. Cuck! Damn. Well, listen, today we're sponsored by Weight Watchers, and we're having a H3 XL experience here. The AD folks, Harley, Kate bring to us a report on Connor Murphy, who is an old-timey H3 meme. We made a H3 video about him a long time ago, where he was like flexing on top of Chipotle.
All-time classic.
But he steadily seemed to have slowly lost his mind, which culminated recently in him injecting gold. Did you know he was doing that, Hila? No. So he was injecting actual liquid gold. I love gold. Well, yeah, right? And that was his theory. His theory was that it would make his skin glow gold and give him superpowers. Okay. The tricky thing about this stuff is all the people that say the things that come out of there, unless you go to Thailand yourself and visually verify it. You know, I don't know. I don't even know about the gold thing. Right. Well, I can't I don't I don't I don't put it past him, but I don't know. Well, so the result it might. So he was saying at work that he was glowing and that he had superpowers and stuff. But event but actually soon after he started injecting heavy metals into his blood, he got into altercation with the police, ran into a lake and drowned.
So he's dead now. So he's dead. He is. Well, he's dead. So which isn't funny, but also I just it is because he's such a fucking strange weirdo and kind of a douche and obviously not kind of a bad dude to based on what we've seen. So well, he's dead. So, you know, it's always sad and it's not funny.
I'm sad. Some deaths are funny. Like, no, no, no, some deaths are funny. Some deaths can be funny. Yeah. Like, you know what the funniest deaths are? Go ahead. Sorry, you go. No, you it's your I don't know what I'm doing. It's your show. What am I doing? Well, I was I didn't I was reaching for an example in my mind. Go ahead.
Um, it's stupid. I shouldn't. I feel bad. Just come on. This is worse. What was it? All right. He always does this shit. So I didn't want to interrupt. OK, look what's going on. So anyway, he drowned and some deaths are funny. Some deaths are funny. For example, the funniest ones are, oh shit. How am I supposed to know? There's a delay on Zoom. I'm telling you, there's a delay. It's not there. The Mormons don't laugh at him. Zach, what are you doing? Yappers just trying to, like, not cross talk and we're all like, no, please, please, please. After you, after you. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. The Mormons are my fan club, and I resent them laughing at Harley. Thank you. Don't make me turn on the Mormons because I have a very high opinion of them.