Howie Mandel | Club Random with Bill Maher

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Bill Maher (1:26)

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Howie Mandel (2:06)

I really am concerned with how I affect others. If I offend you-

Bill Maher (2:12)

That's kind of offensive to me. Is this making you a billionaire?

Howie Mandel (2:18)

I'm not a billionaire. I hope one day to make-

Bill Maher (2:22)

Sounds like the kind of thing that does. Oh, look.

Howie Mandel (2:28)

Look who's here.

Bill Maher (2:30)

My mic.

Howie Mandel (2:31)

You're not even mic'd?

Bill Maher (2:32)

No. Yeah.

Howie Mandel (2:34)

You're not mic'd?

Bill Maher (2:36)

Yeah, I am mic'd.

Howie Mandel (2:37)

Oh, it's me, Howie.

Bill Maher (2:39)

I'm mic'd. I'm suited and booted and ready to go. I know. You and I- Don't touch me.

Howie Mandel (2:44)

You, I wasn't going to.

Bill Maher (2:45)

You think you can touch me?

Howie Mandel (2:46)

No, I just did this. It's the thought that counts.

Bill Maher (2:48)

You think you're the only one who doesn't want to be touched?

Howie Mandel (2:51)

I'm the only one that doesn't want to be touched?

Bill Maher (2:52)

Do you think you're the only one who doesn't want to be touched?

Howie Mandel (2:55)

No, I don't think anybody wants to be touched.

Bill Maher (2:57)

Well, we do, but-

Howie Mandel (2:59)

Can I just say something? I've been here before and I absolutely love you, but this is, it's a little-

Well, we come from the same era.

Bill Maher (3:11)

Same year?

Howie Mandel (3:13)

Yes, but of show business I'm talking about. Around show business, we probably-

Bill Maher (3:16)

When did you start show business? That would be natural since we're born in the same year.

Howie Mandel (3:20)

Yeah, but did we start out in show business the same year?

SPEAKER_3 (3:23)

Well, we started out-

Howie Mandel (3:24)

70, 70, 77

Bill Maher (3:26)

I was 79

Howie Mandel (3:28)

Well, you're a kid.

Bill Maher (3:29)

Yeah, we're the same age.

Howie Mandel (3:31)

No, I know, 55, I know.

Bill Maher (3:32)

56, but January.

Howie Mandel (3:34)

Yes, we're both 70

Bill Maher (3:35)

We could have been switched at birth.

Howie Mandel (3:38)

You wouldn't want that. You would not want that.

Bill Maher (3:41)

I really wouldn't.

Howie Mandel (3:41)

I'm telling you, you wouldn't. I don't even mean that as I'm a fucking mess. We talked about that last time.

Bill Maher (3:46)

You're not a mess.

Howie Mandel (3:46)

But here's the thing. I am as much as I like living in the now and aspire to do much more than you like the technology and everything that comes with whatever now is.