Topics: Sports
**Chris McMonigle** (0:00)
When music mattered.
**Craig Carton** (0:05)
Maybe not.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:05)
The Beatles could never.
**Craig Carton** (0:06)
Nah, the Beatles could hold a candle to the Bay City Rollers.
This was an anthem, this was anthemic. As a matter of fact.
**SPEAKER_3** (0:15)
You can't say that.
**Craig Carton** (0:16)
One, two, three, four.
**SPEAKER_3** (0:20)
Got to go.
**Craig Carton** (0:22)
So I just heard that traffic report right there. Ground stops at Newark, ground stops at LaGuardia, JFK, four hour delays.
Apparently there's like a tornado or something coming into town. They're talking about like three to five inches of rain. Have you guys paid attention to this or no?
**Chris McMonigle** (0:42)
Yeah, I got the weather alert this morning.
**Craig Carton** (0:44)
What's it say now? Like, by the way, so, you know, the rain to snow ratio is a 10X.
So that I get some people, it's hard to fathom. What would three inches of rain be in one night? Well, the equivalent of three inches of rain would be 30 inches of snow in one night. That's the type of rain they're talking or coming through, I guess, Manhattan, parts of Jersey, into Long Island, et cetera. Flooding, power outages, and a great commute home.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:13)
There's been a tornado warning. It feels like every night or multiple nights a week for months.
**Craig Carton** (1:18)
Yeah, that's the first one I heard. I don't know. But I got a dinner time at Verizon.
Hope I make it. Maybe get the canoe out of it. I might have to, Michael Phelps it.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:31)
Get some floaties just in case.
**Craig Carton** (1:33)
But they're buying, so all good by me.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:34)
It seems like after 8 o'clock, it might, I just, don't take this as a bona fide weather report.
**Craig Carton** (1:38)
No one takes your weather report as a gospel.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:41)
From the way I'm reading this, it looks like it's going to die down after a couple hours.
**Craig Carton** (1:46)
After the 40-year flood, it's going to die down. We're good. After Noah builds his ark, we're all good.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:52)
I might not be able to get from the train to my apartment.
**Craig Carton** (1:54)
By the way, no joke. No joke.
Should I take a quick peek outside? Let me take a quick peek.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:00)
Let's see.
**SPEAKER_3** (2:01)
Craig's opened up the blinds.
**Craig Carton** (2:02)
Yeah.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:02)
And, oh, it...
**Craig Carton** (2:04)
No, it's not. It ain't raining here.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:07)
The water hasn't reached the 10th floor yet.
**Craig Carton** (2:09)
Yeah, it's not raining. I and Tribeca, just yet. As you, if you're on it, so I can see we're taking a look outside together. It ain't raining just yet, but you know it's going to be a mad dash to the grocery store for French toast products.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:22)
I got some deli meat yesterday. I'm good. Little cold cuts.
**Craig Carton** (2:26)
What kind of deli meat you get?
**Chris McMonigle** (2:27)
A little low sodium turkey.
**Craig Carton** (2:29)
Oh, stop it. Low sodium turkey. Who are you?
**Chris McMonigle** (2:32)
It's not for the...
**Craig Carton** (2:33)
What happened to your balls? No, no, no, no.
**SPEAKER_3** (2:34)
What happened to your back bowl? What happened to you? It is not...
**Craig Carton** (2:37)
Telling that beautiful fiancée of yours, sweetheart.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:40)
No, no, this is for me.
**Craig Carton** (2:40)
I'm getting turkey. No, no. I'm not getting low sodium turkey.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:44)
Hear me out.
**Craig Carton** (2:44)
Let me ask you a question. Just real quick. How do you think they get the salt out of the turkey?
**SPEAKER_5** (2:51)
Do you think it's a natural process?
**Chris McMonigle** (2:53)
No, no, no. So you gotta let me finish my point.
**Craig Carton** (2:54)
Do you think they raise low sodium birds?
**Chris McMonigle** (2:57)
Most of the time.
**SPEAKER_5** (2:59)
A free range of low sodium birds?
**Chris McMonigle** (3:01)
It goes bad quicker, because they're not soaking it in the...
**SPEAKER_5** (3:05)
However they...
**Craig Carton** (3:06)
So you think the difference is, your low sodium turkey is more natural turkey than the turkey, i.e. they've added sodium to it, is what you're saying.
**SPEAKER_5** (3:15)
The reason why I get it is because it's a drier...
**Chris McMonigle** (3:19)
She doesn't like it. It's my choice. She doesn't like it.
**Craig Carton** (3:22)
It's your choice. She tells you what you're trying to do.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:24)
No, no, no. She likes ham. She likes all the other stuff. I'm a turkey guy, but it's because it's a drier...
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