Hour 4: Bart Scott Teaches Us About Air Travel & Jaxson Dart is Not a Winner Quite Yet

**Craig Carton** (0:00)
457 Carton Show, Bart Scott singing for the big fella Big Mac. Back on SOI, get to see you guys on the TVN as well. Real quick, did you see Roger Goodell?
Made the announcement we've all known is coming.

**Bart Scott** (0:13)
Got some more money?

**Craig Carton** (0:15)
Yeah, he got more money, but B, there are going to be multiple teams playing in the NFL in Europe. That is coming. A European division of the NFL. How about that?

**Bart Scott** (0:30)
When you expand so quickly, you got to lose the product.

**Craig Carton** (0:33)
Agreed.

**Bart Scott** (0:33)
So then you're going to just make some more Arizona.

**Craig Carton** (0:36)
I'm not sure how many teams at once, but there are going to be international teams in the NFL.

**Bart Scott** (0:42)
You have to do it like two at a time, right?

**Craig Carton** (0:45)
Makes sense to do it that way, yeah.

**Bart Scott** (0:47)
To balance it up because you can't go odd, because then you're going to.

**Craig Carton** (0:50)
You could, but it makes more sense not to. I'm with you on that.

**Bart Scott** (0:53)
You want to add to the NFC and the AFC.

**Craig Carton** (0:55)
So the question is, eventually, do you add eight more teams? One team in every division.
It's going to happen.

**Bart Scott** (1:01)
I'll make a comeback for that.

**Craig Carton** (1:02)
You might be Tobiah Davis.

**Bart Scott** (1:04)
I'm just going to lay dead.

**Craig Carton** (1:06)
Look at old man Bart.

**Bart Scott** (1:07)
No, I'm going to get the contract, be on the first day of roster and get hurt so I can get paid to send my ass home.

**Craig Carton** (1:12)
Yeah, that's exactly right.

**Bart Scott** (1:13)
You know what, that's really my dream. My dream is to be like, like to make myself up the ranks in college and get fired and have a good contract. I want to be Mel Tucker.

**Craig Carton** (1:24)
By the way.

**Bart Scott** (1:25)
90 million dollars.

**Craig Carton** (1:26)
Pretty good gig to have. Yeah.

**Bart Scott** (1:28)
Charlie Weiss. Charlie Weiss is probably still currently getting paid by three different schools. Kansas, Notre Dame.

**Craig Carton** (1:33)
Get the job.

**Bart Scott** (1:34)
Yes.

**Craig Carton** (1:35)
Have a cameraman waiting outside your house. Have three freshmen girls walk outside the front door in pajamas.

**Bart Scott** (1:43)
Bobby Petrino. And that's it. Put them on the scooter and fall.

**Craig Carton** (1:46)
Yo, yo! People forget the Bobby Petrino story.

**Bart Scott** (1:51)
Fell off the scooter. Like, Urban Meyer getting a lap dance.

**Craig Carton** (1:55)
All banged up.

**Bart Scott** (1:55)
Urban Meyer getting a lap dance on his bi-week from Jacksonville. He back at college, back in, what is it, Columbus.

**Craig Carton** (2:02)
Yeah, he's back in Ohio State getting a lap dance at a country bar.

**Bart Scott** (2:05)
Getting it in, man.

**Craig Carton** (2:06)
I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't know what set he did.
But yeah, so international. It's coming.

**Bart Scott** (2:12)
Well, we knew it was coming.

**Craig Carton** (2:13)
Which doesn't by default mean it has to be Europe, but it's going to be Europe at some point. That's why they're doing all these games.

**Bart Scott** (2:18)
Well, you know, if Trump take Cuba, we have a Venezuela team, a Cuba team, a Guam team. That's only a four hour flight.

**Craig Carton** (2:29)
Team Iran.
We're on a way to global domination for the NFL. Did you have a European game when you played or not?

**Bart Scott** (2:36)
I'm so happy I've never had one. I'm so happy I've never had to go like people who played in Japan.
This Australian game is going to be crazy because like you go to Australia, anybody that's ever flown for 20 hours or 18 hours, you're not right for like two weeks. Right.

**Craig Carton** (2:52)
I think the game is on a Wednesday maybe. I think the game is Wednesday, the Australian game.

**Bart Scott** (2:56)
So it's Wednesday, so that means it's really either Thursday. It's Thursday. Come on, I can't, I can't, man. I don't know where I'm at. I don't know who the hell I am.

**Craig Carton** (3:04)
Supposedly, I think it was at Ram's Niners in Australia, right? Supposedly, I forget the exact story, but whichever team they went to first, that team went to the NFL and said, I know we can't say no to it, but make sure it's a division rival in it, so there's no advantage to a division rival, which actually makes sense, right?

**Bart Scott** (3:25)