Hour 2: Craigie Reveals the Truth About Pete Alonso's $158 Million Met Offer

Craig Carton (0:00)

There you go, that'll be fun, by the way.

Chris McMonigle (0:01)

Yeah, roommates at Randall Island.

Craig Carton (0:03)

Little Nick action on Randall's Island.

Chris McMonigle (0:04)

Did you see him on the Emmys?

Craig Carton (0:07)

I saw a clip of it.

Chris McMonigle (0:09)

I saw the clip, I think that was just it, it was just a little clip.

Craig Carton (0:11)

Is that what it was? I did not see the entire thing, I saw when Mariska Hargitay sees him.

Chris McMonigle (0:16)

Yes.

Craig Carton (0:17)

Yeah, I think that, was that the bit with Taylor Swift or no?

Chris McMonigle (0:23)

I don't think so, I think the clip I saw said him and Nicole Kidman, but once he was done with it, I didn't watch the video any further.

Craig Carton (0:29)

I saw it, but I guess I'm conflating clips. There's another clip with Taylor Swift, where she's playing a role like she's in Law and Order, trying to figure out if Taylor Swift is coming to the Emmys.

Chris McMonigle (0:40)

Oh, I didn't know, I didn't see that.

Craig Carton (0:42)

She was with Tom Cruise at the Chiefs Broncos game last night.

Chris McMonigle (0:45)

I did see that.

Craig Carton (0:46)

And then she was upset that the camera was on her.

Really? How'd you run into Madison Square Garden? Like, can you stop with the, don't film me!

Chris McMonigle (0:55)

Well, they had it there for the privacy.

Craig Carton (0:57)

Oh, is that right?

Chris McMonigle (0:58)

Yes, honestly.

Craig Carton (0:59)

Sure, they did.

Chris McMonigle (1:01)

Right.

Chris McMonigle (1:01)

It was the best way to keep it private.

Craig Carton (1:02)

Right, okay. By the way, and if you don't want to be on camera, maybe you shouldn't walk in a special VIP entrance and have security around you as you merely walk from one place to your seat. Well, get the camera off me! I don't want to be on TV! Don't go to the game!

You know?

Chris McMonigle (1:16)

Beer didn't get it.

Craig Carton (1:17)

It's a cottage industry.

Chris McMonigle (1:18)

Yeah.

Craig Carton (1:19)

You know? Which is why Madison Beer is so much better. She wants that camera on her.

Chris McMonigle (1:23)

She needs that camera.

Craig Carton (1:24)

She flaunted those breasticles for the camera.

Chris McMonigle (1:26)

She certainly did.

Craig Carton (1:27)

Speaking of which, remind me to get to you a little bit later on because I told people I would do the Mets thing at 3 o'clock or after 3 o'clock. Did you happen to see what happened in the Hyrox games?

Chris McMonigle (1:38)

No.

Craig Carton (1:39)

It's no joke. There's a...

Chris McMonigle (1:41)

The Hyrox?

Craig Carton (1:42)

Hyrox. H-Y-R-O-X.

Chris McMonigle (1:44)

Okay.

Craig Carton (1:44)

It's a legitimate thing. It's like an Ironman thing. Oh. But there's multiple... There's like you pull things, you row a boat, you run. It's like an Ironman type of competition. Okay. So, the gal that won it is an Austrian athlete, okay?

While she was on the course, doing all the different things, she pooped herself, okay?

Chris McMonigle (2:12)

Okay.

Craig Carton (2:12)

And she had major, major diarrhea. Like that didn't stop for days type of diarrhea. Oh my God.

Chris McMonigle (2:19)

That's disgusting.

Craig Carton (2:20)

So, it's going down her legs, like her thighs. It's everywhere. It's also on her hands, and she's wiping it, right? It's disgusting. Oh, come on. So, she gets the fecal matter all over the course.

It's on like the monkey bars. It's on the things the other athletes are going to grab so they can participate, because you're going against the clock. Like, the other going at once, it's against the fastest time wins kind of thing, okay?

Chris McMonigle (2:46)

Yeah.

Craig Carton (2:47)

So, the other competitors that are coming right after her, as she goes through it, and her fecal matter is now all over the course, a few of them...

Chris McMonigle (2:58)

Something about the way you say fecal matter.

Craig Carton (2:59)

Well, I can't say what I want to say. No, I know. I got you. Okay? A few of them...

slip in it.

SPEAKER_4 (3:06)

Oh my God.

Chris McMonigle (3:07)

Are you serious?

Chris McMonigle (3:08)

I swear to God.

Chris McMonigle (3:09)

You sure this is not like a sign of a life switch?

Craig Carton (3:12)

So, the competitors behind her, they're touching her poop. Oh my God. And they're slipping and sliding in it. They're all over the course. Okay.

When it's all said and done, the gal that was, I guess, incontinent, is the medical term for it, right? Diarrhea. She won.