Hour 2: Bart Recalls What Went Wrong in the 2010 AFC Championship Game & Jaxson Dart in the Blue Tent

**Craig Carton** (0:00)
20th of 3 Carton Show Big Mac, Bart Scott in 888-808-109.
Let me just check out the message board, see Bart is hysterical, he should be on all the time with you. Bart should have a time slot somewhere, he's great. Who's Bart Scott? Okay.

**Bart Scott** (0:19)
Message.

**Craig Carton** (0:20)
You always get one of those.

**Bart Scott** (0:21)
The hoes that tell him, tell him, I'm D.

**Craig Carton** (0:24)
Got it.
I don't understand that either, though. And apparently, my favorite place off of in Long Island, which I'm not a big Long Island guy, but off of exit 39 off the LAE, one of my great food places, a place called Kitchen Cabaret. And Kitchen Cabaret for the last 15 years has had the Craig Carton garlic knot with prosciutto and mozzarella in it.

**Bart Scott** (0:49)
Inside of it?

**Craig Carton** (0:49)
And they've been selling it.

**Bart Scott** (0:51)
Is that makes you a hot pocket?

**Craig Carton** (0:52)
It's like Carton's favorite. It's like a garlic knot hot pocket. Exactly right. And my daughter just went there.
And I did, or my son rather just went there. And they took away the Carton garlic knot.

**Bart Scott** (1:03)
Oh man.

**Craig Carton** (1:05)
Hmm. Hey, Gal, do me a favor. Call Kitchen Cabaret in Long Island. Ask for Jimmy. And tell him we need to talk on air real quick.
They took away my garlic knot sandwich. I need a number. You need a number. Look it up.

**Bart Scott** (1:19)
You should also call there and say, hey, I like to order $2,000 worth of garlic knot. Oh, we don't have it.

**Craig Carton** (1:25)
Y'all lost. We don't have the Carton garlic knot anymore.

**Bart Scott** (1:27)
Oh, never mind.

**Craig Carton** (1:28)
Yeah. My son's there right now. He goes, no garlic knot. It's staples Kitchen Cabaret.

**Bart Scott** (1:33)
Is he there by himself or is he showing off?

**Craig Carton** (1:37)
My son?

**SPEAKER_4** (1:37)
Yeah.

**Bart Scott** (1:37)
Like, yeah, I'm going to get my dad's sandwich.

**Craig Carton** (1:39)
Sure is a little bit of that.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:40)
You know what I'm saying?

**Bart Scott** (1:43)
So now he's eating crow in front of these people.

**SPEAKER_5** (1:46)
Who am I asking for?

**Craig Carton** (1:47)
Ask for Jimmy.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:49)
All right.

**SPEAKER_3** (1:49)
And tell them it's me calling.

**Bart Scott** (1:50)
Of course it's a Jimmy.

**Craig Carton** (1:53)
It's always a Jimmy. I'm assuming they sold out of it.
That's the assumption I'm going to make right now.

**Bart Scott** (2:00)
It's the shortage of garlic, so they can't complete the salad.

**Craig Carton** (2:03)
Maybe that's what it is.

**Bart Scott** (2:04)
So it's just like the perfect balance. Is that a perfect bite?

**Craig Carton** (2:07)
Yeah, garlic, not prosciutto and mozzarella, hot.

**Bart Scott** (2:10)
And are you dipping it in tomato sauce?

**Craig Carton** (2:12)
You can get it with the little marinara on the side. You don't need it though. You don't need it. Are you in any Hall of Fames?

**Bart Scott** (2:19)
Hall of Fames?

**Craig Carton** (2:20)
Like a high school Hall of Fame? Are you in any type of Hall of Fames or no?

**Bart Scott** (2:24)
I mean, despite what that caller may think, like who's Bart Scott? Bart Scott got two builders named after himself.

**Craig Carton** (2:31)
Is that right?

**Bart Scott** (2:32)
Yeah.

**Craig Carton** (2:32)
Where at?

**Bart Scott** (2:33)
Well, if you go to my high school, the fillers called Bart Scott fill.

**Craig Carton** (2:36)
That's cool.

**Bart Scott** (2:37)
Yeah. You would think I would get more respect. You know, somebody stole a couple of years ago, somebody stole the bleachers.
Only in Detroit, only in Detroit can somebody steal the entire, I get a call from my mom. She said, baby, you know, homecoming in a couple of weeks.

**Craig Carton** (2:55)
Right.

**Bart Scott** (2:56)
They stole the bleachers. I say what?

**Craig Carton** (2:57)
They stole the bleachers?

**Bart Scott** (2:59)
I say, what you mean they stole the bleachers?

**Craig Carton** (3:01)
Yeah.

**Bart Scott** (3:02)
They stole the bleachers and took it to the recycling place. You know how talented, first of all, there's no lights there.

**Craig Carton** (3:08)
Okay.

**Bart Scott** (3:08)
You know how talented you got to be in the dark to unscrew probably 2,000 bolts and be able to take it all off.

**Craig Carton** (3:16)
So they broke down the bleachers in the dark of night and sold it, scrap metal.

**Bart Scott** (3:22)
Scrap metal. You know what I did?
I say, I get it, ma. I ain't gonna disrespect the family name. You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna hold the school down. Wooden bleachers.