Hour 1: Craig Debates Pete Alonso’s Return and Jed York’s Scandal

**Craig Carton** (0:05)
It's The Carton Show with Big Mac on a gorgeous Tuesday afternoon in New York City. Phone number to join is always 888-808-1019.
Bad news out of the gate, boys. Uh, no, not that Big Mac is off another day. Not that Pete's back after a three-week vacation. Dolly Parton died.
Yeah, at some point, every boy in America, every boy that's now a man, at some point, you ogled the breasticles of Dolly Parton. May she rest in peace. That sucks. 80 years young, Dolly Parton no longer with us. Of course, if you have a certain age, you saw her in the Lily Tomlin flick, 9 to 5, right? Working 9 to 5 with Dabney Coleman, if I remember correctly. She had Dolly World like Disney World. And of course, she was known for the Breasticles. And obviously had a very unique sound, a little country triangle. A lot of people don't remember about the great Dolly Parton though, is that Dolly Parton wrote and performed one of Whitney Houston's most memorable songs of all time. Do either of you know what the song is?

**Anthony Gallo** (1:23)
Is it I Will Always Love You?

**Craig Carton** (1:26)
How does that one go?
And I... Yeah, that one. Yeah, from the Bodyguard. Yeah. Is that the Bodyguard song?

**Anthony Gallo** (1:34)
I thought that was the Titanic.

**Craig Carton** (1:35)
She wrote the Bodyguard song. Yeah.
Yeah. Not the Titanic song. She wrote the Bodyguard song. How's it go, Pete? You know how it goes?

**Pete Alonso** (1:44)
Bodyguard song? That's the one he just sang.

**Craig Carton** (1:46)
Yeah, but I was getting confused. He was in the Titanic.

**Pete Alonso** (1:50)
That's Celine Dion.

**Craig Carton** (1:51)
Celine Dion did the Titanic song. Whitney Houston was in the Bodyguard. Yes. But the hit song from the Bodyguard was written by Dolly Parton.
How's it go? And I... Yeah, that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. And I... Yeah, that one.

**Anthony Gallo** (2:08)
I was completely wrong, so just...

**Craig Carton** (2:10)
No, but I think that's like the key part of the song. And, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

**Pete Alonso** (2:14)
And I will always love you.

**Craig Carton** (2:22)
Nice job, Pete. Not bad, by the way. So, may she rest in peace, Dolly Parton, 80 years young.
I know she had been sick, I guess, for a little bit, but she passed away, so I just wanted to give you that. I'll be able to do a tribute to Dolly Parton a little bit later on in the show and show everyone Pete's breast. And it just has an ode, just has an ode.
By the way, so yesterday, we have Mike Villani here, better known, of course, as Bear Down Cuz from the Bob Dove Sports Group, right? And I take a picture with him afterwards and we post the pictures, and I was leaning into my right in kind of an awkward way because we were sitting in the chairs next to each other. My left breast was disgusting, frankly. It's kind of hot. And I'm not a man boob guy. I really don't have man boobs. But if you look at the picture and I commented on it and say my left breast was very excited. It's like I have a solid beak up going on, leaning to my right in that picture with Mike from yesterday. I'm not sure you guys picked up on that or not. But I was so absorbed after the show when I saw the picture when I got home. And I was like, God, Lee, like, I'm typically not a man boob guy.
But that left breast of mine, because if the shirt was kind of tight, it's like a stretchy shirt, and I'm leaning to my right, the left breast was there. It was like I could have fed a nation with that breast yesterday. I don't want to apologize for those of you that saw that picture and were absolutely disgusted by my left breast, so.

**Pete Alonso** (4:00)
I feel like you need to do more kettlebells to get rid of that left breast.

**Craig Carton** (4:03)
Dude, I'm doing tons of kettlebells, but it was the lean and the tight shirt that I think caused the left breast action. Or I just got a, I got a bamboo.

**Anthony Gallo** (4:13)
I had that one stowed away. I was going to bring it up later, but you got it out of the gate.

**Craig Carton** (4:16)
Because once you make fun of yourself, nobody else wants to make fun of you. That's how that goes. By the way, I reached out to the Giants today and tomorrow on our show, in an exclusive one on one interview, the New York Giants starting quarterback Jackson Dart will be on our show tomorrow afternoon.