Hot Fries, Cold Shoulders & Grimace's Tool Belt

**Riz** (0:00)
Rizzuto. Rizzuto.

**Lern** (0:02)
Hey!

**Moon** (0:02)
Hey!

**Riz** (0:05)
All right, it's Friday. Let's land the plane, guys.

**Lern** (0:09)
Let's go.

**Riz** (0:10)
Let's go. It's supposed to rain today.

**Lern** (0:13)
We need the rain.

**Riz** (0:14)
You know we need it.

**Moon** (0:15)
Yeah, what time? What time are we looking at?

**Riz** (0:17)
I think around two o'clock.

**Scott** (0:19)
To be real, I'm cool with it.

**Riz** (0:20)
Why, what do you gotta do outside?

**Moon** (0:22)
I got family stuff, and my mama Moon comes up to swim every Friday in the three o'clock hour.

**Lern** (0:28)
Well, she's gonna be swimming in the rain, y'all.

**Rafe** (0:29)
She's getting wet either way. I feel like it has rained.

**Lern** (0:34)
Oh, the rain.

**Riz** (0:35)
This summer.

**Lern** (0:38)
Are we in her house?

**Riz** (0:40)
Yes, Rafe. Mama Moon is swimming.

**Rafe** (0:43)
Mama's swimming, and I interrupted her. It's high dive, and I feel bad.

**Riz** (0:47)
Oh, my gosh.

**Moon** (0:49)
She can't open her.

**Riz** (0:53)
Yes.

**Rafe** (0:54)
Yeah.

**Riz** (0:55)
Yes, Rafe.

**Rafe** (0:55)
No, I'm out. I'll see you at 7.30.

**Scott** (0:59)
Oh. Oh. Oh.

**Riz** (1:07)
Continue, Rafe, please.

**Rafe** (1:09)
I'm just going to say curse words.
Ready? Finger up the button.

**Scott** (1:13)
No.

**Lern** (1:14)
Five, four, three, two, one.

**Rafe** (1:15)
It's I don't give a... Fry it out. Oh.
That's illegal still?

**Lern** (1:21)
Yeah, once I have to see you're going to just be like, screw it, you guys can do whatever you want.

**Riz** (1:24)
I don't think ever.

**Lern** (1:25)
Oh, dude, this would be the time.

**Rafe** (1:27)
Now's the time.

**Scott** (1:28)
Now is the time.

**Riz** (1:29)
Well, fine, we'll take it to a podcast, and then we could say whatever we want.

**Lern** (1:31)
Like, we have a president who cusses all the time.

**Scott** (1:33)
Now is the time.

**Riz** (1:34)
Oh, it's licensed, too?

**Scott** (1:35)
Yeah. Oh, okay. Let's go. And if the government shuts down, is that agency shut down?

**Riz** (1:39)
No, they're always working.
They love working. They'll even do it without pay.

**Scott** (1:45)
Those guys are awesome.

**Riz** (1:47)
You got outdoor activities today? Who's upset about the rain? You?

**Lern** (1:51)
Clean your house Friday, dude.

**Rafe** (1:52)
No, I'm just, I feel like it just rained a lot this summer. I just feel like it's been, I feel like every Monday and Friday it rains for some reason. I get my allergy shots on Monday and every time I'm sitting in the waiting room at 11 o'clock down there, I feel like a typhoon blows through.

**Moon** (2:09)
I do have to work outside a little bit today. It wasn't planned like that, but speaking of the pool, yesterday I needed to put a little bit of water in it. I was showing, you know, I got no trees.

**Riz** (2:19)
Let God do it for you.

**Moon** (2:21)
Well, right. I was, I got no trees back there. So like now the pool is heating up naturally with sunlight, but it's evaporating a little bit quicker. So I needed to put in, put in some water. So I turned the hose on and then we started Bags Against the Machine rehearsal.

**Riz** (2:34)
You forgot?

**Moon** (2:34)
Brother, this morning I was taking my vitamins, getting ready to get in the car. And I'm like, what the heck is that sound, man?
What is that sound?

**Riz** (2:42)
Oh, was it the water going over the walls?

**Moon** (2:44)
Dude, I'm walking around the house going, who left the fan on? Because every person in my family leaves a bathroom fan on. And I was like, it doesn't sound like a fan. It must be from the basement. And I went, oh no!
I left the hose on, full blast. And I went outside and you couldn't even hear the water, which means where the end of the hose was, was now underwater. And I went out there and it is at the concrete. It's completely...

**Riz** (3:11)
Well, I'll tell your mother to do some cannonballs and get that water out of there.

**Moon** (3:14)
Let's go. I'm gonna have to get rid of it. I panicked. I thought I was filling the creek.

**Riz** (3:20)
Everybody grab a bucket.

**Moon** (3:21)
I thought it was gonna be overflowing. I was this close. If I had left it on this morning, it would have been overflowing.

**Riz** (3:26)
It would have spilled over. Crisis averted.

**Moon** (3:28)
Well, except for who knows what the bill's gonna be.

**Lern** (3:31)
It's a wet ass Friday.

**Scott** (3:32)
Worth it.