Hot Fries, Cold Shoulders & Grimace's Tool Belt

Riz (0:00)

Rizzuto. Rizzuto.

Lern (0:02)

Hey!

Moon (0:02)

Hey!

Riz (0:05)

All right, it's Friday. Let's land the plane, guys.

Lern (0:09)

Let's go.

Riz (0:10)

Let's go. It's supposed to rain today.

Lern (0:13)

We need the rain.

Riz (0:14)

You know we need it.

Moon (0:15)

Yeah, what time? What time are we looking at?

Riz (0:17)

I think around two o'clock.

Scott (0:19)

To be real, I'm cool with it.

Riz (0:20)

Why, what do you gotta do outside?

Moon (0:22)

I got family stuff, and my mama Moon comes up to swim every Friday in the three o'clock hour.

Lern (0:28)

Well, she's gonna be swimming in the rain, y'all.

Rafe (0:29)

She's getting wet either way. I feel like it has rained.

Lern (0:34)

Oh, the rain.

Riz (0:35)

This summer.

Lern (0:38)

Are we in her house?

Riz (0:40)

Yes, Rafe. Mama Moon is swimming.

Rafe (0:43)

Mama's swimming, and I interrupted her. It's high dive, and I feel bad.

Riz (0:47)

Oh, my gosh.

Moon (0:49)

She can't open her.

Riz (0:53)

Yes.

Rafe (0:54)

Yeah.

Riz (0:55)

Yes, Rafe.

Rafe (0:55)

No, I'm out. I'll see you at 7.30.

Scott (0:59)

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Riz (1:07)

Continue, Rafe, please.

Rafe (1:09)

I'm just going to say curse words.

Ready? Finger up the button.

Scott (1:13)

No.

Lern (1:14)

Five, four, three, two, one.

Rafe (1:15)

It's I don't give a... Fry it out. Oh.

That's illegal still?

Lern (1:21)

Yeah, once I have to see you're going to just be like, screw it, you guys can do whatever you want.

Riz (1:24)

I don't think ever.

Lern (1:25)

Oh, dude, this would be the time.

Rafe (1:27)

Now's the time.

Scott (1:28)

Now is the time.

Riz (1:29)

Well, fine, we'll take it to a podcast, and then we could say whatever we want.

Lern (1:31)

Like, we have a president who cusses all the time.

Scott (1:33)

Now is the time.

Riz (1:34)

Oh, it's licensed, too?

Scott (1:35)

Yeah. Oh, okay. Let's go. And if the government shuts down, is that agency shut down?

Riz (1:39)

No, they're always working.

They love working. They'll even do it without pay.

Scott (1:45)

Those guys are awesome.

Riz (1:47)

You got outdoor activities today? Who's upset about the rain? You?

Lern (1:51)

Clean your house Friday, dude.

Rafe (1:52)

No, I'm just, I feel like it just rained a lot this summer. I just feel like it's been, I feel like every Monday and Friday it rains for some reason. I get my allergy shots on Monday and every time I'm sitting in the waiting room at 11 o'clock down there, I feel like a typhoon blows through.

Moon (2:09)

I do have to work outside a little bit today. It wasn't planned like that, but speaking of the pool, yesterday I needed to put a little bit of water in it. I was showing, you know, I got no trees.

Riz (2:19)

Let God do it for you.

Moon (2:21)

Well, right. I was, I got no trees back there. So like now the pool is heating up naturally with sunlight, but it's evaporating a little bit quicker. So I needed to put in, put in some water. So I turned the hose on and then we started Bags Against the Machine rehearsal.

Riz (2:34)

You forgot?

Moon (2:34)

Brother, this morning I was taking my vitamins, getting ready to get in the car. And I'm like, what the heck is that sound, man?

What is that sound?

Riz (2:42)

Oh, was it the water going over the walls?

Moon (2:44)

Dude, I'm walking around the house going, who left the fan on? Because every person in my family leaves a bathroom fan on. And I was like, it doesn't sound like a fan. It must be from the basement. And I went, oh no!

I left the hose on, full blast. And I went outside and you couldn't even hear the water, which means where the end of the hose was, was now underwater. And I went out there and it is at the concrete. It's completely...

Riz (3:11)

Well, I'll tell your mother to do some cannonballs and get that water out of there.

Moon (3:14)

Let's go. I'm gonna have to get rid of it. I panicked. I thought I was filling the creek.

Riz (3:20)

Everybody grab a bucket.

Moon (3:21)

I thought it was gonna be overflowing. I was this close. If I had left it on this morning, it would have been overflowing.

Riz (3:26)

It would have spilled over. Crisis averted.

Moon (3:28)

Well, except for who knows what the bill's gonna be.

Lern (3:31)

It's a wet ass Friday.

Scott (3:32)

Worth it.