Hot Dogs, Nickelback & Chester Cheeks Unleashed!

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Rafe's got the E-Memorium here in just a moment. I do want to tell you that there is going to be a hot toy this Christmas.

And there's a chance that the highly coveted toy you'll be frantically trying to track down this holiday season is called Chester Cheeks. That's right. Chester Cheeks. Look up Chester Cheeks. I want to show everybody. It's just an ass with headphones on.

SPEAKER_4 (2:30)

Oh, sweet.

SPEAKER_5 (2:33)

And what we want this... Oh, it is a little cute ass with headphones on.

SPEAKER_4 (2:36)

Eyeballs. It's adorable.

Moon Valjean (2:39)

This is ridiculous.

Scott Rizzuto (2:40)

It's a squishy toy called Chester Cheeks. It's a naked backside with a face. He's got hands because his feet are tough to hair on the top of his head, his butt head.

Moon Valjean (2:49)

Butt face.

Scott Rizzuto (2:50)

He's mostly a face, but he's wearing undies or shorts at his waist.

SPEAKER_4 (2:54)

It's very cute.

Moon Valjean (2:54)

He almost looks like Stewie. He's got a Stewie, a butt face Stewie vibe.

SPEAKER_4 (3:00)

I got to find a picture of it, but in high school, for one of my projects, and it turned into a thing I started doing all the time was a comic I created named John Anus and it was...

Scott Rizzuto (3:08)

Did it look like this?

SPEAKER_4 (3:09)

It looked just like this pretty much.

SPEAKER_2 (3:10)

Do you still have the drawings?

SPEAKER_4 (3:12)

Yeah, I need to find those. Good old John Anus cartoons. They were good.

Moon Valjean (3:15)

John Anus and Chester Cheeks.

SPEAKER_2 (3:16)

Bring it back to Moon. Yeah, bring it back to Moon. It's great.

Rafe (3:19)

I like this. They're making it mainstream again to have the butt out in public, giving it a face.

Scott Rizzuto (3:24)

He makes a variety of fart noises when you squeeze him. Or spread his cheeks.

I don't know, is this meant for kids? Yeah, but here's a little Chester Cheeks.

SPEAKER_9 (3:38)

What's that? It's Chester Cheeks, the ultimate butt-faced prankster. Squeeze and he lets it rip.

Always up to cheeky tricks. Warning, may cause explosive laughter and uncontrollable wiggle dancing. Chester Cheeks, from Buttface, by Goliath.

Scott Rizzuto (4:06)

Yeah, Buttface is the-

Rafe (4:08)

By Goliath.

Moon Valjean (4:09)

I had no idea that Spencer's Gifts was back in the toy game.

Scott Rizzuto (4:15)

Buttface, by Goliath.

Rafe (4:16)

What are those?

Scott Rizzuto (4:18)

He dances when you press his head.

SPEAKER_4 (4:21)

Is it available at Toys R Suss?

Moon Valjean (4:24)

That's not bad.

Scott Rizzuto (4:26)

You could pick one up on Amazon. How much?

SPEAKER_4 (4:28)

30 bucks.

Scott Rizzuto (4:29)

$22. Rafe?

Rafe (4:33)

50 bucks.

SPEAKER_4 (4:34)

It's gotta be, did you say 22? It's gotta be a double deuce, 22

Scott Rizzuto (4:38)

22, one of you is exactly right.

SPEAKER_9 (4:39)

And she is right there.

Scott Rizzuto (4:41)

Lern Elwell.

On Amazon, they're also at Target and Walmart. So the good news is it's not a gaming console. There's no indication that it's gonna be hard to get. And they're not hundreds of bucks.