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Homecoming Dresses, Old Underwear & Mini Horse Therapy

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

September 18, 2026

Homecoming weekend is here, which means family memories, cute pictures and Rizz saying exactly the wrong thing to his wife.

Speakers Rizzuto, Scott, Lern, Tim, Moon Valjean, Devon, Rafe

TopicsComedySociety & Culture

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

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Rizzuto (0:30)

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Rizzuto (2:37)

Hey, guys, it's Friday. Let's land this plane, please.

Lern (2:40)

Took so long to get here.

Tim (2:41)

I know.

Rizzuto (2:43)

Lord. Yeah, this was a busy week. Just all around. At home, at work.

Also, this is the last summer weekend.

Lern (2:57)

Yeah, fall's next week.

Tim (2:58)

That's good to hear.

Rizzuto (2:59)

Fall starts next week, but here's the thing I'm looking at the forecast. So today, hot. What are these PM thunderstorms supposed to roll in?

Tim (3:07)

Uh, let me check. In the evening. Give me an hourly.

Rizzuto (3:11)

Give me an hourly, please.

Tim (3:12)

An hourly? Golly. He asks so much of me.

Rizzuto (3:16)

Today 97, tomorrow 97, Sunday 91, Monday 78

Lern (3:21)

Let's go.

Rizzuto (3:22)

I think this is it, guys.

Tim (3:23)

Please, God. This is it for the pool, for sure.

Rizzuto (3:26)

I think this is it for the 90s stuff.

Lern (3:28)

Please.

Rizzuto (3:28)

Or at least the high 90s.

Lern (3:30)

I can't deal with it anymore. I was outside yesterday just going, screw this. All my plants are like, I get home and they're like, we're so dry.

Rizzuto (3:37)

Summer is just going to take it up to the last moment.

Lern (3:41)

Yeah.

Rizzuto (3:42)

Gonna make us pay. Oh, it's going to be hot. And then fall rolls in and it's going to be nice.

Lern (3:46)

Yeah. And then, hopefully, and we get a lot of fall, probably not, fingers crossed. But then winter is going to be insane, I hear, because of the El Ninos.

Rizzuto (3:55)

Oh, God.

Lern (3:56)

So prepare yourselves, pals.

Moon Valjean (3:57)

The El Ninos? The El Ninos.

Lern (3:59)

The snowmobiles, like the Shining.

Rizzuto (4:01)

Oh, God.

Tim (4:02)

This precipitation ain't no big deal.

Rizzuto (4:05)

We got a homecoming parade and a homecoming game.

Lern (4:08)

Tonight?

Rizzuto (4:08)

Tonight.

Devon (4:09)

Plus 36% at 6 p.m. Oh, is your daughter's homecoming tomorrow?

Rizzuto (4:13)

Yeah.

Lern (4:14)

I can't wait. I'm so excited.

Rizzuto (4:15)

Oh, she was trying on dresses last night, shoes, there's a whole thing.

Lern (4:19)

She's going to look so cute.

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