Topics: Comedy
**Hila Klein** (0:01)
Hi, guys.
**Ethan Klein** (0:02)
So excited. She's still here, guys. Pinch me.
**Olivia** (0:05)
Oh, my God.
**SPEAKER_5** (0:06)
Yeah. Literally.
**Ethan Klein** (0:09)
We're back in the girls' room.
**Olivia** (0:12)
The girls' club.
**Ethan Klein** (0:13)
The sewing circle.
**Olivia** (0:15)
I like that. The slumber party sewing circle.
**Ethan Klein** (0:18)
Welcome back to another Gossip Talk. Guys, this is the H3 show coming at you. Live from sunny, hot, hot, hot. Los Angeles, California. Love is back. Love is blind.
And right before the government said no more immigrants period ever.
**Zach** (0:38)
I'm the last immigrant ever.
**Ethan Klein** (0:40)
You are the last immigrant.
And of course, just to be clear, we're not clapping for the end of immigration. We're just happy for love. Thank you, guys.
**Olivia** (0:51)
That's actually quite a shame.
**Ethan Klein** (0:54)
I wish there was more loves right behind him, but the artist got through, and well, I love that. Thanks.
**Hila Klein** (1:00)
I love that.
**Ethan Klein** (1:02)
We should do.
**Hila Klein** (1:03)
Love is love.
**Ethan Klein** (1:05)
Love is love. Love is life.
**Dan Fucks** (1:06)
Love is home.
**Ethan Klein** (1:07)
Tom Ward is in the studio here. Go!
**Tom** (1:14)
Go!
**Ethan Klein** (1:14)
Tom, do we have a sponsor today? I don't have my laptop in front of me. Of course.
**Tom** (1:19)
Of course, we have a sponsor. Yeah. Would I be doing my job if we didn't?
**Ethan Klein** (1:23)
You showed up, so I'm a mad... Because I know you're ashamed when we don't have sponsors and you don't show up to the office.
**Tom** (1:29)
I go into hiding if we don't have a sponsor.
**Ethan Klein** (1:31)
I'm not kidding. He does do that, but he's the best. Paul is C Genius. Thank you to Paul C Genius. Love them.
**Zach** (1:36)
I go in my dungeon.
**Ethan Klein** (1:39)
Do you hit Ds? Zach thinks you hit Ds. Sounds hard.
**Tom** (1:43)
I like to draw with my daughters. I make good decisions, undecisive.
**Ethan Klein** (1:50)
Yeah. Yeah.
**Tom** (1:51)
I guess you could say, yeah.
**Ethan Klein** (1:54)
There it is. Zach nailed it again.
And what else we got going on? Well, Olivia is sitting here beside me, and I just love sitting here with you. And I'm so excited for today's story, too. It seems like a real juicy morsel to snack on.
**Olivia** (2:10)
It really is.
**SPEAKER_5** (2:11)
And I love sitting here with you as well.
**Olivia** (2:13)
Hey, you guys, I have never heard of these people before this past week.
**Ethan Klein** (2:19)
They're Roblox players.
**Olivia** (2:20)
Roblox players. I have never dived into that type of world. So I really was going into this completely unbiased, which I'm sure everybody would be so happy to hear.
**Ethan Klein** (2:31)
Yeah.
**Olivia** (2:32)
Except last night, I checked.
**Ethan Klein** (2:34)
What?
**Olivia** (2:36)
The best friend who cheated with her best friend's husband.
**Ethan Klein** (2:41)
Yeah.
**Olivia** (2:42)
Follows me on Instagram.
**Ethan Klein** (2:44)
Oh my God.
**Zach** (2:45)
So, Loki, that's my girl.
**Olivia** (2:47)
I'm kidding.
**Ethan Klein** (2:48)
I'm kidding. Which one is that?
**SPEAKER_10** (2:50)
Is that the one on the right?
**Ethan Klein** (2:51)
Lea.
**Olivia** (2:52)
Lea Ash is her name.
**Ethan Klein** (2:53)
So she stole Megan's man. Yes. And then followed you.
Yeah.
**Olivia** (2:59)
And I don't know when.
**Ethan Klein** (3:00)
Can she do... Is this someone we could have call in, or is that controversial?
**Olivia** (3:04)
So here's the thing. Is Megan... I'll explain to you where we're at in the timeline right now. At this point, Megan is saying, please don't give Lea any attention. I don't want her to be making any money from this, and giving her opportunity, I guess.
**Ethan Klein** (3:20)
And we're listening to Megan.
**Olivia** (3:21)
Yeah. Let's listen to Megan, but also let's see what happens today. Maybe the audience will be like, wait, a conversation is imperative.
**Ethan Klein** (3:29)
That guy must have good dick.
**SPEAKER_5** (3:31)
I mean, there has to be a reason.
**Ethan Klein** (3:32)
I'm not sure what's going on there, right?
**Olivia** (3:34)
I am not sure what's going on there. I was wondering.
**Ethan Klein** (3:37)
Right, Tom?
**Tom** (3:39)
He looks like he has a beautiful dick.
**Ethan Klein** (3:40)
I don't know. I mean, I just just because I don't know what's going on there.
**Olivia** (3:43)
I mean, looks like he is very funny.
**Ethan Klein** (3:46)
Is that right?
**Olivia** (3:47)
I'll bet.
**Ethan Klein** (3:48)
Funny looking.
**Olivia** (3:49)
No, girl.
**Tom** (3:50)
And there's a lot of good cock in LA.
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