Hasan Sicced His Audience On David Pakman For Making Fun Of Him - H3 After Dark #79

**SPEAKER_1** (0:01)
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**Ethan Klein** (0:26)
Five, four, three, two.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:37)
Look who's here.

**David** (0:40)
It's David in the hot seat.

**SPEAKER_5** (0:44)
Hi, David.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:46)
Hello.

**David** (0:47)
How's it going, buddy?

**SPEAKER_6** (0:49)
It's weird. I don't like being here.
This doesn't feel right to me.

**David** (0:54)
I know it is weird, but everything is going to be great. Everybody say hi to David.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:01)
It's me.

**David** (1:03)
David, of course, is sitting in for Harley, who is on the way to Shambhala right now. We've already had one little check-in from AB. He said it's already insane and they aren't even close to there yet.
So I hope they both come back in one piece. I'm nervous. Highly unlikely. I'm nervous. Highly unlikely. I think we're going to get some great content out of it. And hopefully AB isn't in full-blown panic attack the entire time he's there. We'll see though. Let's see. So yeah, Harley is out today. We've got David sitting in. Harley will be back next Wednesday. We don't have a show Monday. I think Tuesday.
I don't expect him to be here Tuesday. That's when they're coming back. And so we'll have a true Tuesday without Harle's. Ethan will be here obviously. And then he'll be back just in time, completely burnt out from Shambhala for Gas Leak Wednesday.
And I know a lot of people are-

**SPEAKER_3** (2:08)
Cuck. I like Cuck.

**David** (2:11)
Thank you. Yes. Let's play lots of Harley soundbites this episode because we all miss him so much.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:16)
And I like it. I don't know. I think my dad's a cuck.

**David** (2:21)
Shout out Harley. Shout out Harley. What else was I going to say?
It is so weird not having Harley here just constantly interrupting me. We do have something very fun planned for Friday.

**David Pakman** (2:35)
Real quick, let me interrupt.

**David** (2:36)
Thank you. Now it feels better. Now it feels better. I mean, just been like, what? Okay, go.
We do have fun stuff planned for Friday. I'm not going to tell you what it is. I would say girls night on steroids to some degree. It is like the girliest girls night. So if you want to check that out and David will be here, obviously participating as one of the girls. I am. So that'll be very, very fun.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:03)
Shout out, girls.

**David** (3:05)
As it stands right now, you're kind of the target. I don't want to say like you're the guest of honor. You're more like the target of this. So it'll be.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:12)
Yeah, exactly.

**David** (3:15)
It'll be a great time. I did see people in chat who are a little confused about the schedule sell. So I'm just going to say it because you have to say things like 20 times before everyone gets it. We have Mondays are just the main show. Tuesdays are just true twos. After Dark, true crime. Wednesdays, we're back to two episodes.
Main show followed by After Dark. Thursday, members as always, always and then Fridays, two shows as always. So hopefully that makes sense.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:46)
So the only thing that changed is we don't have After Dark on Monday. Everything else is the same.

**David** (3:50)
Everything else is the way it was before break. Yes.
I was going to ask you if you were in band in high school and then I remembered you were homeschooled, right?

**SPEAKER_6** (4:01)
Yeah, I was homeschooled. But in elementary and middle school, I was in orchestra band. I was first chair electric bass player.

**SPEAKER_3** (4:11)
Yep, not the bragger or anything.

**SPEAKER_6** (4:14)
First of two chairs, first chair. Yeah, there was a second chair and then there were no more chairs.

**David** (4:22)
Just slapping that electric bass.

**SPEAKER_6** (4:25)
And when I first got in, I was first chair because I was the only one. And then they brought in a second guy. But hey, first chair is the first chair. That's all you got to say.

**David** (4:34)
That's a cool ass instrument though. I can't believe they had that in elementary school. That's awesome.

**SPEAKER_6** (4:39)
Yeah, I was like, I want to be in band, but I don't want to play a woodwind or a horn instrument.