Harland Williams: HIV Lanes & P*nis Signs + Spencer Pratt ADVANCES!!!

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Well, in this episode, Harland Williams is back. Also, Elisha Krauss has the news. We'll do all that right after this.
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From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is The Adam Carolla Show. Adam's guest today, Harland Williams.
Plus the news with Elisha Krauss, and now Adam Carolla.

**Adam Carolla** (2:27)
Yeah, get it on, got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. To manage it, get it on. Welcome Harland Williams back to the studio. Good to see you, my friend.

**Harland Williams** (2:35)
What's up, player? How are you?

**Adam Carolla** (2:37)
Good. Always good to see you.

**Harland Williams** (2:38)
Always great to see you. I love the smile.

**Adam Carolla** (2:41)
I'm happy.

**Harland Williams** (2:42)
Yeah, you usually don't greet me with such a big Cheshire cat smile. I love it.

**Adam Carolla** (2:47)
You know, it took me a while to warm up to you, Harland.

**Harland Williams** (2:50)
Yeah, like a decade.

**Adam Carolla** (2:52)
Probably the first 15 years the jury was out, but as I turned the corner and I started approaching the grave, I realized, you know what? Some things need to be just set aside.

**Harland Williams** (3:04)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

**Adam Carolla** (3:05)
And that's my relationship with you, Harland.

**Harland Williams** (3:07)
Yeah, I'm like a fine wine. Like when you started with me, it was sour and bitter. Uh-huh. But now it's like it's a nice warm buzz.

**Adam Carolla** (3:15)
It feels like beautiful bouquet.

**Harland Williams** (3:16)
Yeah.

**Adam Carolla** (3:17)
And you finish.

**Harland Williams** (3:18)
Yeah.

**Adam Carolla** (3:19)
You're aggressive without being assertive.

**Harland Williams** (3:20)
Yeah.

**Adam Carolla** (3:21)
Or assertive without being aggressive.

**Harland Williams** (3:23)
I'm like a dirty rattlesnake without a bite.

**Adam Carolla** (3:25)
Yes. Wingman is the name of the movie. You can rent or buy it on Apple TV and Amazon Prime as well.

**Harland Williams** (3:33)
Yeah.

**Adam Carolla** (3:33)
Also, Harland's Highway.

**Harland Williams** (3:35)
Yeah.

**Adam Carolla** (3:36)
Podcast, which is always great.

**Harland Williams** (3:38)
Thank you.

**Adam Carolla** (3:38)
Great fun to do. In the movie, you wrote, directed, co-wrote, directed, starred in?

**Harland Williams** (3:47)
Actually, wrote.

**Adam Carolla** (3:48)
Wrote?

**Harland Williams** (3:49)
Completely.

**Adam Carolla** (3:49)
Oh, completely. All right.

**Harland Williams** (3:50)
Yeah. One of the producers tries to always say he co-wrote it, but he didn't. So I got to make that clear.

**Adam Carolla** (3:56)
Well, that's what producers do.

**Harland Williams** (3:57)
That's what they try to do.

**Adam Carolla** (3:58)
They try to say they do stuff that they didn't do.

**Harland Williams** (4:00)
Yeah. But I wrote it, directed it, starred in it, and I ended up having to edit it too. So it was-