Happy Birthday Rizz! Florida Fails, Clownvis & The Terror of “Hey” Texts

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Moon Valjean (1:35)

Hey, it's Justin Willman.

Clownvis (1:36)

You're listening to The Rizzuto Show.

Moon Valjean (1:38)

Happy birthday, Rizz.

Rizz (1:48)

What about the other two?

Moon Valjean (1:50)

We'll check right now.

Rizz (1:51)

Yeah, Fast Lane fellas, what'd they do? In the meantime, good to see Clownvis.

Clownvis (1:58)

Yeah, I've been training for a while.

Rizz (2:00)

I love you. You've been traveling the world.

Clownvis (2:02)

I've been seeing it all, baby.

Rizz (2:03)

Seeing it all. So what's coming up for Clownvis?

Clownvis (2:08)

Next week, Wednesday night, I hit the road with Mac Sabbath.

Rizz (2:12)

Oh, nice.

Clownvis (2:13)

Yeah, we're going out for a week through Texas and the south, and then I'm doing some shows in Florida, and then I take off on the Lamb of God Cruise Halloween weekend and then making my way through the south for a little bit.

And then the over and over again through the end of the year, I'll just be looping around midwest, going up to Canada. Oh, nice. Yeah, trying to see it all. So Clownvis or therescue.com has all my tour dates.

Rizz (2:39)

You are doing it. All right, how'd the other team do?

Moon Valjean (2:42)

Okay, so The Rizz Show scored zero, although Devin did get it right.

SPEAKER_2 (2:47)

Oh, Devin, you did pick the Broncos.

Moon Valjean (2:48)

Yeah, you picked the Broncos, good for you. But I don't think she's playing in this week's R total score up. And I have bad news for The Fast Lane because they all had zeroes too.

Rizz (2:58)

Oh, good, okay.

Lern (2:59)

Okay, good.

Moon Valjean (2:59)

So currently tied up.

Rizz (3:00)

Did Scott make his picks?

SPEAKER_2 (3:02)

Well, then I cannot check.

Rizz (3:03)

Did anybody text him?

Lern (3:05)

I'll text the group.

Rizz (3:06)

Say, hey, make sure you made your picks for some of that.

Moon Valjean (3:08)

Yeah, unfortunately, I cannot keep that.

Rizz (3:09)

I know Rafe did. Rafe's up in Michigan. But I think he did make his picks. I know that. Hey, so what are we celebrating today? We talked about Global Cat Day before. It's National Liquor Day.

It's National Dictionary Day, National Learn a Word Day. It's also National Boss Day.

Lern (3:30)

Did you bring a gift?

Rizz (3:32)

For Tommy? Yeah. Liquor on this National Liquor Day. National Liquor Day and National Boss Day.

Lern (3:39)

I brought him a cat from my home.

Rizz (3:41)

Oh, yeah, just a spare cat.

Lern (3:42)

Yeah, it's in his, I closed it in the office.

Clownvis (3:44)

With a parasite.

Rizz (3:45)

So, with that being said, and you sent me this, Lern, it's stop leaving people hay hanging. And Tommy does this sometimes.

Lern (3:59)

I do this all the time.

Rizz (4:01)

Do you know what hay hanging is?

Clownvis (4:03)

I don't know.

Rizz (4:05)

Devin, you know what this is?

Devin (4:06)

Is it when you say hey to someone and they don't say back in the hallway when you're passing?

Rizz (4:10)

It's just, okay, so a message pops up from your boss and it just says, hey, with zero context.

Lern (4:18)

Terrifying.

Rizz (4:18)

Terrifying.

Lern (4:19)

Yeah.

Devin (4:20)

Terrifying.

Lern (4:20)

But can I say this? Because I'm a hay hanger.