Halle Berry: Oscar to Ointment – August 3, 2026

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All right, got some interesting things today, something a little different too. I was watching the news this morning, which I kind of try not to watch the network news anymore. It's just, I don't know, they just lost credibility a while ago with me. I just feel this tilt, so I feel like, well, I'd like to watch something else if I watched them. So I've been kind of staying away from news and trying to be with more, just stories that are fun and interesting and stay out of the politics crap. But I couldn't help being interested when I saw the story about Max Miller, who I knew nothing about. He's a congressman from Ohio.
Did you guys know anything about him?

**Dave Landau** (1:45)
No. No.

**Drew Lane** (1:46)
My introduction to him is finding out that his wife says he beat her up and he threw scalding water on her.

**Dave Landau** (1:51)
Yes, he seems like a guy who beats his wife. That's what I've gathered.

**Drew Lane** (1:56)
His picture didn't help either, and he broke the kid's collarbone, and he bruised the kid's neck.

**Dave Landau** (2:02)
He basically wants to use ring doorbell footage to prove he's not a shitty husband.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:06)
That's what he's doing.

**Mark** (2:08)
Well, isn't the problem that his ex-wife is Benny Moreno's daughter, who is a more powerful rep?

**Drew Lane** (2:13)
He's a senator.

**Mark** (2:14)
Oh, he's a senator.

**Dave Landau** (2:15)
From Ohio.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:15)
Yeah, same state.

**Drew Lane** (2:17)
And Benny Moreno has been really-

**Mark** (2:18)
Went to Michigan, by the way, Moreno.

**Drew Lane** (2:19)
Did he?

**SPEAKER_8** (2:19)
Oh, well.

**Marc Fellhauer** (2:21)
Innocent. I don't know what that matters.

**Mark** (2:24)
Who gives a shit?

**Dave Landau** (2:25)
It means his sister likes to get punched.

**Drew Lane** (2:29)
Benny has been staying out of this, though. He hasn't said anything. People are like, Benny, what about your daughter's ex-husband, the congressman who's up for election, beating the shit out of your daughter? Doesn't bother you at all?
So Benny finally said something after Max Miller's livestream, which I thought, that's a weird time to choose. But, I mean, was he reluctant to say something because he doesn't believe his own daughter? Or was he just playing politics because they're both Republicans and Thou's could spin?

**Mark** (2:59)
As you say, is one in a challenging race?

**Drew Lane** (3:02)
It is a challenging race.

**Marc Fellhauer** (3:03)
Oh, it is? Yeah, the Miller race is.

**SPEAKER_6** (3:04)
Oh, that's why he didn't say anything.

**Drew Lane** (3:05)
Yeah, he's a point ahead.

**Dave Landau** (3:07)
It's political. It's like Dick Cheney's gay daughter, where he's like, we're not gonna talk about you until I'm out of office.

**Brandon** (3:14)
It's political bullshit.

**Mark** (3:16)
Yeah, no, that'd be interesting because after he wins, he'll probably come after him then. Right. Step down so then someone could be appointed or special election.

**Dave Landau** (3:23)
Yeah, something.

**Drew Lane** (3:25)
Is it, no, Newt Gingrich's? Oh, wait, Dick Cheney and Gingrich both have a lesbian daughter?

**Dave Landau** (3:31)
Yeah, I think, yeah, they both have lesbian daughters.

**Drew Lane** (3:34)
What's the parody song we had? It was to an Elvis song. Newt's little, Gingrich's daughter is a gay lesbian.

**Marc Fellhauer** (3:42)
Yeah, yeah.
Do we still have that? I'll look for it.

**Drew Lane** (3:45)
That's worth a spin. It's one of my favorite Bob Rivers parodies.