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Scott Rizzuto (1:32)

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Well, well, did anybody look?

SPEAKER_1 (2:45)

No, boy.

Scott Rizzuto (2:46)

Nobody did good.

Lern (2:48)

I did look.

Scott Rizzuto (2:49)

Oh, you did, huh? Oh, okay.

Lern (2:52)

What?

Scott Rizzuto (2:53)

Yeah, okay. We're not supposed to look? Well, I think we got our butts kicked by the fast one, by the way. I think that's, regardless of tonight's game, I don't think we're gonna, I don't think we're gonna win here, but Rafe and King, huh? Eight wins each.

Okay, Lern and Moon, seven wins each. And your hero, Scott Daniel Rizzuto.

Lern (3:15)

The hell, man.

Scott Rizzuto (3:17)

Bringing up the rear with six. Now it depends on who you guys got tonight.

Who you got tonight?

Lern (3:24)

Who is it?

Scott Rizzuto (3:24)

It's the Bears and Eagles.

Lern (3:26)

I think I chose the Eagles.

Scott Rizzuto (3:29)

Who you got tonight? Who you got tonight? Who you got tonight, Moon?

Moon Valjean (3:31)

Hmm, man, that's a great question. If it's in Chicago, I probably took the Zabazz.

Scott Rizzuto (3:37)

Well, I think Caleb Williams is not playing, so...

Moon Valjean (3:40)

Oh, that's right.

Scott Rizzuto (3:42)

Show me.

Moon Valjean (3:43)

Hamstring.

Scott Rizzuto (3:44)

Show me who you got.

Moon Valjean (3:45)

I'm looking at the leaderboard. This is a very quick, efficient sort of system.

Scott Rizzuto (3:49)

Well, you could go back to your picks.

Moon Valjean (3:50)

I'm going back now.

Lern (3:52)

I picked the Eagles tonight.

Scott Rizzuto (3:53)

Okay. You're no good to me.

Moon Valjean (3:58)

Oh, my God.

I'm just going to be done. Let's see. It is...

Scott Rizzuto (4:03)

Week three. Week three.

Moon Valjean (4:04)

Week one.

Scott Rizzuto (4:05)

Week three.

Give me a second. Because I picked the Eagles. Now, if Moon picked the Bears, we've got to solve some...

Moon Valjean (4:14)

Ladies and gentlemen, I picked... the Eagles.

Scott Rizzuto (4:18)

Oh, no.

I'll be spinning the wheel. Damn it. Oh, Lord. I'll be spinning the wheel tomorrow. We got a new wheel, by the way. I bought a new wheel.

Moon Valjean (4:26)

Because this one was all...

Scott Rizzuto (4:27)

This one's all wonky.